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offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-07 17:28 [#01556167]
Points: 4414 Status: Lurker



MR.X: youre hawt
ME: and how did you see me?
MR.X: ugh.. pretend like i did
ME: ok then...
MR.X: yes i know i am
ME: HAR HAR HAR
MR.X: ;-)
MR.X: wanna sex?
ME: only if you agree to buttsechs
MR.X: kk
ME: so....
MR.X: so..
ME: o wait, my ass cracks chafe'n
MR.X: huh?
ME: could you possibly....
MR.X: ....
ME: .....*drops panaloons*
ME: "oops"
MR.X: lol
MR.X: i am so lost..
ME: how do you think i feel, im standin here with no pants
on
ME: =/
MR.X: will you suck me!?
ME: how much?
MR.X: till i cum in your sexy mouth
ME: its a deal!!!
ME: *pulls down pants*
ME: *feels around*
ME: "wow i cought me a marlin!!"
ME: "better suck it"
ME: *proceeds to suck*
MR.X: STOP! STOP!
MR.X: UR TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE
ME: O?
ME: but honey
ME: i-i-i
ME: thought we had somethin...
ME:HEWWO?
MR.X: hello
ME:
http://img81.exs.cx/img81/5116/20040816helicopter8cv.jpg
ME: wana try that?
MR.X: um copy me this whole convo
MR.X: yes master
ME: ok then since i got my pants off you better get yours
off young buck
MR.X: theyve been off
ME: Damn i tought that was ur leg
ME: =]
ME: are you readeh?
MR.X: heck ya
ME: *gets on bed*
MR.X: lol
ME *grabs "young buck"*
MR.X: what the hell are you doing
MR.X: :-D
ME: and rides him like a horse......
ME: huh
MR.X: dude
MR.X: thats hawt
MR.X: ur talking to someone on my screenname
MR.X: this is fucked up
ME: KEWL
MR.X: lol
MR.X: not kewl
ME: can i fuck you both
ME: ?
MR.X: wtf!
MR.X: both?
ME: YES
ME: BOTH
MR.X: what do you mean?
ME: Two at the same time?...threesome
MR.X: what the hell
MR.X: theres only one of me?
ME: hmmm
ME: ill make two ;p
MR.X: sounds good
.
.
.
.

Me: Ah well im a quick finisher anyway.......

post your own experiences =p


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-07 17:29 [#01556168]
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erm


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-07 17:30 [#01556169]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



HAHAHAHAROFLFLELLFLLMAO!!!!11111111111111!11!1111111111111



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 17:30 [#01556170]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



riveting stuff.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 17:31 [#01556171]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



or in other words:


Attached picture

 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-07 17:32 [#01556172]
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i wish i had posted in this thread earlier now.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 17:33 [#01556174]
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Destined To Be a Classic.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-07 17:39 [#01556179]
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i have only been a regular for 6 months or so but i have
noticed a considerable downfall in this place.....


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-04-07 17:41 [#01556185]
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yeah it'll do that


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 17:43 [#01556187]
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it's always like this, you just didn't notice before.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-07 17:44 [#01556189]
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MR.X: till i cum in your sexy mouth
ME: its a deal!!!
ME: *pulls down pants*
ME: *feels around*
ME: "wow i cought me a marlin!!"
ME: "better suck it"
ME: *proceeds to suck*
MR.X: STOP! STOP!
MR.X: UR TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE
ME: O?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-07 17:45 [#01556190]
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yes he was getting into it


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-07 18:39 [#01556252]
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?


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-07 18:41 [#01556254]
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you should have been there


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-07 18:42 [#01556255]
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ah.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-07 18:43 [#01556257]
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i once had a nice one with mothafucka here but i didnt save
:(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 18:49 [#01556260]
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did you masturbate to it?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-07 18:51 [#01556262]
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the superman pic in that cybersession is pretty funny


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-07 19:12 [#01556269]
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only your posts turn me on baby


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 20:03 [#01556282]
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OMG YOU DID!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-08 02:41 [#01556530]
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only a little


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-04-08 05:11 [#01556586]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa
John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of
your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa
John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just
dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa
John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the
specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an
X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now?
Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to
cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in
the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the
pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as
a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all
wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box
and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the
gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian
sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I
blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit
through the front door....
Dirt


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-04-08 05:12 [#01556587]
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Comment: Your message was downsized because it was too big!
Thank you for your message!
You are now being transferred back to the topic, otherwise
click here


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2005-04-08 05:15 [#01556589]
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Twisted and sick


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-08 05:17 [#01556590]
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As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy

:|


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2005-04-08 05:17 [#01556591]
Points: 1102 Status: Regular



I was really getting into that.


 


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