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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 10:52 [#01548560]
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Im almost 25, thought i keep ya updated


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-03-31 10:52 [#01548561]
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Your time will come my friend :D


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 10:53 [#01548562]
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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2005-03-31 10:54 [#01548563]
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me, too. 21. =*[


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-31 10:54 [#01548564]
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even time comes before monoid does.


 

offline pf from Finland on 2005-03-31 10:55 [#01548566]
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we'll there is no need to hurry. Some people wait until they
get married.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 10:55 [#01548567]
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Yeah....time....lol...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 10:57 [#01548569]
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thanks for the update


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 10:58 [#01548570]
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no one gives a fuck


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-31 10:58 [#01548572]
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*POP*


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 10:59 [#01548573]
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literally, no one will give out a fuck, especially to you,
you sad fucking loser. Get out of the goddamn house.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:00 [#01548577]
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I hope soon the time has come for me to.....GALVANIZE !!!


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:01 [#01548578]
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doesn't matter. just be thankful your life doesn't revolve
entirely around acting like a total dick so you can 'pick
up'.


 

offline nacmat on 2005-03-31 11:03 [#01548580]
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dont worry monoid

some day... just have a condom ready for the occasion

its easier if you go out at night


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:04 [#01548581]
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Sometimes, I buy condoms, so I can pretend that I "get any"


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-31 11:07 [#01548583]
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hahaha


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-31 11:08 [#01548585]
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hahaha


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-31 11:09 [#01548586]
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me too (i am 20)


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-31 11:10 [#01548590]
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at most you would need three condoms(at one time) per girl
(slut)

have fun !


 

offline boobah from pants on 2005-03-31 11:14 [#01548596]
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have you considered.. dead ducks?


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:22 [#01548600]
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sell your virginity on ebay!


 

offline System from Sydney (Australia) on 2005-03-31 11:26 [#01548602]
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Well, either you have some sort of social disorder, or are
just too reserved to put yourself out there... Have you
tried actually doing the dating/relationship/intimacy
thing?

Otherwise, this is a joke, to which i will laugh at, while i
try to fit in with the "in" crowd.

Ha ha ha ha. *cough*


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:27 [#01548604]
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shut up australian


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:27 [#01548605]
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btw welcome


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 11:29 [#01548607]
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flamin galah!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-31 11:30 [#01548609]
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shut up australian, btw welcome mate !


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-03-31 11:30 [#01548610]
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sex isnt that good anyways.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548611]
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Well, either you have some sort of social disorder

You must be new here.....I AM a social DISORDER


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548612]
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yeah, it hurts the first time.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548613]
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yes, you can go blind.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 11:38 [#01548615]
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you're telling me, i bit right through the pillow and
chipped my teeth


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:40 [#01548617]
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shut up american


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-31 11:48 [#01548620]
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haven't you made this thread before already, Monoid? ' _ '


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-31 12:05 [#01548634]
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yes, but then he was 24.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2005-03-31 12:12 [#01548645]
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19 - still got time to be better then monoid :D


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 12:18 [#01548663]
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whats the point monoid? all the chronic masturbation you do,
all your nerve endings are dead anyways. You couldn't cum
inside a pussy even if you had one.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-31 12:19 [#01548664]
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Seriously getting laid isnt that hard.

you arent even applying yourself.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 12:29 [#01548679]
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STOP FUCKING WORRYING ABOUT GETTING LAID. IT PUTS WOMEN OFF
YOU! PLUS YOUR HAND THAT IS CURVED INTO A FUCKING CLAW FROM
BEING WRAPPED ROUND YOUR SHRIVELLED COCK NEEDS TO HAVE THE
CUM WASHED FROM IT!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-31 12:48 [#01548693]
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word.


 

offline Empiricus from South Carolina (United States) on 2005-03-31 13:12 [#01548705]
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Time to buy a ticket to Amsterdam and change that. The real
problem is that once you have sex you will constantly need
to get it thereafter.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-03-31 13:22 [#01548710]
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at leats u dont have aids!

(to those who get offended by aids jokes its been 8 years
its legally funny now)


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-03-31 13:30 [#01548715]
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i'm 9 and i'm not a virgin

BUT I AM AN ATTENTION SEEKER


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-31 13:32 [#01548717]
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lol


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-31 13:40 [#01548723]
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what you need, monoid, is a lady wingman.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 13:41 [#01548725]
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Shit that's good!


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-03-31 13:54 [#01548740]
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I think when you fall in love and know that the time is
right you will be all the more thankful for it. believe me.
better than doing it just for the sake of it.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-03-31 15:27 [#01548796]
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true. i'm 21 and will be technically losing my virginity
within the month. i found this girl and she's perfect for
me. she was just over - we were mutually masturbating each
other, and i cleaned her clocks good - she came 4 times.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 15:45 [#01548808]
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haha word. 4 is my high score. I'm pretty sure i can do 6
this weekend.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-31 15:45 [#01548809]
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Monoid, i'm past caring whether you're a real person or not,
and as such i will treat your "situation" seriously.

If you're really that fucking obsessed with sex (and
after 25 years i can quite imagine how it got that way),
then just go all out, save up your cash for a filthy
anything-goes session with an expensive hooker and blow your
wad in a thoroughly decadent and seedy fashion. Treat thy
cock.

Although to be honest, i've done the whole prostitution
thing a couple of times when i've had way too much fucking
money, and a weird sense of guilt and horribleness isn't
really that much fun.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 15:52 [#01548818]
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you need to chill man. i remember you from the slsk lobby
from AGES ago, you're a pleasant young chap. you need to
focus on other things, your creativity and your hobbies. and
you need to reassess your priorities.


 


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