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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 10:52 [#01548560]
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Im almost 25, thought i keep ya updated
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2005-03-31 10:52 [#01548561]
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Your time will come my friend :D
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 10:53 [#01548562]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2005-03-31 10:54 [#01548563]
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me, too. 21. =*[
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-31 10:54 [#01548564]
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even time comes before monoid does.
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pf
from Finland on 2005-03-31 10:55 [#01548566]
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we'll there is no need to hurry. Some people wait until they get married.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 10:55 [#01548567]
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Yeah....time....lol...
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 10:57 [#01548569]
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thanks for the update
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 10:58 [#01548570]
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no one gives a fuck
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-31 10:58 [#01548572]
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*POP*
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 10:59 [#01548573]
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literally, no one will give out a fuck, especially to you, you sad fucking loser. Get out of the goddamn house.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:00 [#01548577]
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I hope soon the time has come for me to.....GALVANIZE !!!
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xf
from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:01 [#01548578]
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doesn't matter. just be thankful your life doesn't revolve entirely around acting like a total dick so you can 'pick up'.
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nacmat
on 2005-03-31 11:03 [#01548580]
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dont worry monoid
some day... just have a condom ready for the occasion
its easier if you go out at night
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:04 [#01548581]
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Sometimes, I buy condoms, so I can pretend that I "get any"
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-31 11:07 [#01548583]
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hahaha
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-31 11:08 [#01548585]
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hahaha
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-03-31 11:09 [#01548586]
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me too (i am 20)
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-31 11:10 [#01548590]
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at most you would need three condoms(at one time) per girl (slut)
have fun !
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boobah
from pants on 2005-03-31 11:14 [#01548596]
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have you considered.. dead ducks?
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xf
from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:22 [#01548600]
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sell your virginity on ebay!
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System
from Sydney (Australia) on 2005-03-31 11:26 [#01548602]
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Well, either you have some sort of social disorder, or are just too reserved to put yourself out there... Have you tried actually doing the dating/relationship/intimacy thing?
Otherwise, this is a joke, to which i will laugh at, while i try to fit in with the "in" crowd.
Ha ha ha ha. *cough*
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xf
from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:27 [#01548604]
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shut up australian
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xf
from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:27 [#01548605]
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btw welcome
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 11:29 [#01548607]
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flamin galah!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-31 11:30 [#01548609]
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shut up australian, btw welcome mate !
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osiris
from Canterbury on 2005-03-31 11:30 [#01548610]
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sex isnt that good anyways.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548611]
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Well, either you have some sort of social disorder
You must be new here.....I AM a social DISORDER
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548612]
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yeah, it hurts the first time.
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-31 11:33 [#01548613]
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yes, you can go blind.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 11:38 [#01548615]
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you're telling me, i bit right through the pillow and chipped my teeth
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xf
from Australia on 2005-03-31 11:40 [#01548617]
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shut up american
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uzim
on 2005-03-31 11:48 [#01548620]
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haven't you made this thread before already, Monoid? ' _ '
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-31 12:05 [#01548634]
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yes, but then he was 24.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2005-03-31 12:12 [#01548645]
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19 - still got time to be better then monoid :D
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 12:18 [#01548663]
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whats the point monoid? all the chronic masturbation you do, all your nerve endings are dead anyways. You couldn't cum inside a pussy even if you had one.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-03-31 12:19 [#01548664]
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Seriously getting laid isnt that hard.
you arent even applying yourself.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 12:29 [#01548679]
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STOP FUCKING WORRYING ABOUT GETTING LAID. IT PUTS WOMEN OFF YOU! PLUS YOUR HAND THAT IS CURVED INTO A FUCKING CLAW FROM BEING WRAPPED ROUND YOUR SHRIVELLED COCK NEEDS TO HAVE THE CUM WASHED FROM IT!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-31 12:48 [#01548693]
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word.
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Empiricus
from South Carolina (United States) on 2005-03-31 13:12 [#01548705]
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Time to buy a ticket to Amsterdam and change that. The real problem is that once you have sex you will constantly need to get it thereafter.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-03-31 13:22 [#01548710]
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at leats u dont have aids!
(to those who get offended by aids jokes its been 8 years its legally funny now)
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-03-31 13:30 [#01548715]
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i'm 9 and i'm not a virgin
BUT I AM AN ATTENTION SEEKER
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-03-31 13:32 [#01548717]
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lol
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-03-31 13:40 [#01548723]
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what you need, monoid, is a lady wingman.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-31 13:41 [#01548725]
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Shit that's good!
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-31 13:54 [#01548740]
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I think when you fall in love and know that the time is right you will be all the more thankful for it. believe me. better than doing it just for the sake of it.
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magicant
from Canada on 2005-03-31 15:27 [#01548796]
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true. i'm 21 and will be technically losing my virginity within the month. i found this girl and she's perfect for me. she was just over - we were mutually masturbating each other, and i cleaned her clocks good - she came 4 times.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-31 15:45 [#01548808]
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haha word. 4 is my high score. I'm pretty sure i can do 6 this weekend.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-03-31 15:45 [#01548809]
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Monoid, i'm past caring whether you're a real person or not, and as such i will treat your "situation" seriously.
If you're really that fucking obsessed with sex (and after 25 years i can quite imagine how it got that way), then just go all out, save up your cash for a filthy anything-goes session with an expensive hooker and blow your wad in a thoroughly decadent and seedy fashion. Treat thy cock.
Although to be honest, i've done the whole prostitution thing a couple of times when i've had way too much fucking money, and a weird sense of guilt and horribleness isn't really that much fun.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-31 15:52 [#01548818]
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you need to chill man. i remember you from the slsk lobby from AGES ago, you're a pleasant young chap. you need to focus on other things, your creativity and your hobbies. and you need to reassess your priorities.
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