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fuck, i have crippled myself
 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-30 02:31 [#01546951]
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fuckity fuck, i have pulled a muscle in my neck or
something, and now i cannot look forward without being in
agonising amounts of pain, and it doesnt turn left at all
any more. fucking fuckity fuck. any suggestions on what to
do?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 02:35 [#01546962]
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Trapped nerve maybe?

Thai massage will work it out.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 02:35 [#01546965]
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Timmy!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-30 02:37 [#01546966]
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take off your pants and no one will notice your neck
problem.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-30 02:38 [#01546968]
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how do i do that then?


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-30 02:38 [#01546969]
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they're going to have to amputate your head


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 02:40 [#01546971]
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take a shower in near boiling hot water.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-30 02:50 [#01546983]
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if you cant see to your left, simply get one of those
spinning chairs. that way, if something cool is happening to
your left, you have but to spin your chair until you are
facing it. problem solved!


 

offline plantre from United States on 2005-03-30 02:59 [#01546990]
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get a gun and shoot everything that you can't see, that way,
you win. always. life is a video game, you have to kill
everything. never stop.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 03:02 [#01546991]
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Well, find someone who can give you a Thai massage. That
would be a start :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 03:09 [#01546997]
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and it looks cool too.

"hey everyone! i_x_ten is swiveling! there must be sumting
goin' on!"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-30 03:19 [#01547004]
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he will have to bring his chair with him whenever he wants
to cross the street, so he can look both ways


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-30 03:32 [#01547008]
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i just went to the chemist, and yes i had to move my whole
body just to look left when i crossed the road. all these
years i've taken advantage of my neck...... if only i had
my swivel chair.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-03-30 04:07 [#01547023]
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Go to a physio dude.......... had a similar thing happen to
me the other month............ bit of manipulation, put four
vertebrae back in place, good as new


 

offline Tempoinsun on 2005-03-30 06:41 [#01547089]
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Hi, sorry for the one post. I seen your message and after
having severe whiplash I can't help but feel a need to
respond.

Do as Darkpromende said and go to physio or see a
chiropractor. I see chiro. If you have a very generalized
pain, almost resonance in effect as though you can't easily
pinpoint it with your finger you may have some nerve
pinching. Other signs would be sensations in places other
than your neck, such as down an arm.

Put ice on it now if you are very uncomfortable. You may
have an initial sprain, just like spraining your ankle. You
can rub your fingers deep along the muscles of your neck to
feel a lump or small bump.

I am not a doctor and have no idea how you hurt yourself.
Go see a doctor.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 06:46 [#01547093]
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you didnt even bother taking a hot shower? it could have at
least eased the pain a tiny bit. i sometimes wake up with
back muscles that seem to have tied themselves into knots,
because the cold got to them.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-30 06:49 [#01547094]
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Waow... :/ Cool first post :D


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 06:55 [#01547098]
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Chiropractors are best avoided - linky.

Sadly, most people don't realise that chiropractic is
complimentary/alternative medicine and of no proven
efficacy. If it worked, it wouldn't be alternative.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-30 07:03 [#01547106]
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i fell off a grapevine swing when i was a kid. really high
up, and landed on my ass.

i had a mondo headache/neckache for weeks. i'm pretty
convinced i went right to the brink of paralyzation with
that little stunt.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-30 07:08 [#01547111]
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i will go and see the doctor about it, but i'm hoping its
nothing serious and will sort itself out before i get an
appointment (1-3 days wait depending) thanks for the tips.
j198, obviously my shower wasn't hot enough. thanks people.

btw UK'ers, can you get a physiotherapist on the NHS? i
have no idea.... never needed to see one before


 


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