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offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-03-29 23:19 [#01546879]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular



like
oh I don't know
"green druqks" wink wink
One would think that vacuum sealing it would be ok
heard of putting it in ziploc then PB jars
Fuck if those goddamn dogs can sniff cancer then I'm SOL for
asking someone to do it for me
I saw a news rep. about powder dealers shipping it to the UK
in carbon paper and it works?
I just don't know anybody local goddamit and I need some
fucking smoke


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2005-03-29 23:20 [#01546881]
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anyone have any luck


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-29 23:26 [#01546884]
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I've recieved some in a PB jar. Trick is: dont let the weed
touch anything other than the bag its in, so even if you
touch the weed, then later touch the outside of the PB jar,
thats a no no. Keep it isolated from everything, once you've
done that, hollow out a hole just big enough to put the
drukqs in. Once the drukqs are in the middle of the jar,
cover the top with the peanut butter so you cant see
anything from any angle, put the lid on tight, and write a
lovely note to grandma saying 'heres the peanut butter i
know you love! from little timmy'



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-29 23:44 [#01546889]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Inside coffee works too. The smell of ground coffee totally
covers the smell of pot.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 01:01 [#01546908]
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Alternatively you could drive and pick it up and smoke it on
the way back.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-30 02:06 [#01546931]
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fly over!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 02:12 [#01546935]
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sending someone a jar of peanutter by mail? if that isn't
suspicious then i don't know what is.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 02:13 [#01546936]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



make the package look like a man's crotch - the dog'll ram
its nose down the crotch, the policemen will be laughing
sheepishly trying to pull him away from it - "isn't that
just the darndest thing..!"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 02:14 [#01546937]
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people send eachother food items all the time, it's
certainly not that weird.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 02:20 [#01546942]
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bugger off! sending food by mail is fucking ridiculous,
unless you live in sodding africa, and you bloody well know
it!

have you EVER received a food item by mail?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 02:32 [#01546954]
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Yes.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-30 02:40 [#01546972]
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hide them in your mouth. if someone tries to talk to you,
hand them a note saying you are deaf.


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-03-30 05:06 [#01547045]
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that actually made me laugh out loud. :)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-30 09:05 [#01547224]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



I work at fedex and a damaged package came through and when
the lady opened it up it was weed. I don't know what she
did, she told people about it which was stupid (she smokes
bud herself). if I was her, I would have definitely just
taken it and not told anybody, fixed the box back up, and
sent it on its way.

In that case it was just because the package became damaged.
I don't know where/how things are checked for this kind of
stuff, if at all? Not at our local facility at least.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-30 09:15 [#01547243]
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i dont recommend a plastic seethrough box


 

offline soundguy from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-30 09:17 [#01547245]
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I send stuff to my girlfriend occasionally, hide it in a CD
case then wrap with insulating tape, never had any
problems.

A girl I know had some weed intercepted from Amsterdam but
all she got was a letter from customs saying it had been
confiscated.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-03-30 09:21 [#01547250]
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hehe, i wonder if they intercept it in malaysia for instance
wether you shouldnt go on holiday there anymore


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 09:25 [#01547262]
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yes.

you're pretty naïve if you think that doesn't happen
regularly.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-30 09:43 [#01547272]
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Yes.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 09:56 [#01547282]
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are you by any chance referring to marijuana as a 'food
item'?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 10:04 [#01547288]
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assuming you're not planning on moving more than an ounce or
two, find the right balance between sensible and paranoid,
and you'll have no problems...

as long as you're not a complete moron...


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-30 11:35 [#01547387]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



A word of caution: if it gets intercepted, anything over an
ounce is treated pretty seriously (as in, people will come
to your house). Under that, and the chances are you'll just
get a customs letter. And i wouldn't try the peanut butter
or coffee method, they're well known for being
smell-disguisers. Oh, and if you've not already got a legit
supplier, then you'll have to do a LOT of research to find
out who's not out to scam you. It's a right fucking hassle
to be honest, i've given up on the whole thing.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-30 11:36 [#01547388]
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YOU dumass, THE FBI IS TOTALLY ON THIS BOARD


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-30 11:45 [#01547399]
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i got a couple jars of honey in the mail from new zealand

no pot in them


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 12:47 [#01547478]
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best advice, grow your own stash (IMHO)...



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-30 12:53 [#01547484]
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thats not the best advice.

If you get caught growing weed, you're even more fucking
screwed than normal.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 14:12 [#01547534]
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it's only risky if you are not smart...

the chances you will be caught are very slim (assuming you
are not growing large quantities to sell)...

penalties vary from state to state...

there is a huge, huge number of people who grow their own
(again, not large scale for selling) and very very few of
those people are caught, and even fewer risk significant
penalties for a few plants...

no, this advice is very good indeed, unless you are not very
smart...



 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 14:14 [#01547537]
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there is nothing better than lighting up the best smoke
you've ever had, and reflecting on the fact that you
sprouted the seed and over the course of months nurtured a
beautiful plant into existence...

of course, if you're an indiscriminate stoner, this may mean
nothing to you...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 14:15 [#01547538]
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any crime is risky if you're not smart.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-30 14:21 [#01547544]
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wher i live they have helicopters screening for UV lights


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 14:42 [#01547577]
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your two cents won't buy very much, qrter...



 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 14:48 [#01547581]
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they're looking for commercial growers, people with large
scale operations. they are actually looking for the heat
generated by the lights...

they will also look for energy consumption records, large
volume of water usage, etc.

all of which is irrelevant for the individual with a 250
watt lamp or two... you can even get by with fluorescents,
which are cooler...

i'm not here to twist anyone's arm, but IMHO you're better
off generating your own small stash instead of relying on a
black market that supplies products of unknown origin...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-30 14:59 [#01547591]
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all I know is that ginger has a neutralizing smell, so maybe
put that ine peanut-stuff, then.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-30 15:11 [#01547603]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



my sugeestion: move to california, tell a doctor you have
chronic (no pun intended) back pains, and get a cannibus
club card. then everything is legal short of selling it. you
can even work your way up the ladder and be allowed to grow
up to 99 plants. w00t!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 15:15 [#01547606]
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make my pain the chronic!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-03-30 15:15 [#01547607]
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the chronic takes my pain away


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-03-30 15:17 [#01547609]
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do not forget to put the sender address on the package, in
case they intercept the package they know where to find you


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-30 16:04 [#01547648]
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it was on par with your comment then..


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-30 16:13 [#01547656]
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you're off your game today qrter...there's no sting in your
zing.

hope you're feeling better soon!

maybe i should send you a "care package" of "green chronic"
to help you "feel better"?



 


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