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http://www.worldjumpday.org/ Please consider and UNITE! This would be so wicked :D Spread the word! |
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No! Enough of this bollocks! Oh great let's deviate earth form it's course to save it and stuff!!! Bollocks!! We have other ways of saving it, firstly because we cause most of the harm anyway. "Let's all end up on another orbit route with 11 year winters and 4 day summers." |
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"Let's all end up on another orbit route with 11 year winters and 4 day summers." We have other ways of saving it, firstly because we cause most of the harm anyway. Bollocks!! Oh great let's deviate earth form it's course to save it and stuff!!! Enough of this bollocks! No! |
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take it easy, do you need a or what´s wrong with you folks, it´s a funny thing! at least throu me a better website in my eyes! |
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i'm waiting for "World sprint in an easterly direction day" so we can slow the earth's rotation and i'll have more time to, like, stop and sniff the roses or something! |
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that would be great :DDD |
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nooo, not again! |
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What if one half of the globe does it and all the people on the other side fall off? Eh? You tell me Dwatt! |
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/me jumps /me and gets down |
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I signed up before. I'll do it just to help this cause weather or not it will work |
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What cause? |
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help save the earth! |
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it won't fucking work even if every single person on the whole fucking planet was in the same fucking place and all jumped at the same fucking time. its utter bollocks. |
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Oh right yeah! :) |
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that's what they kept telling the Wright Brothers! |
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thats the excuse the nazis gave |
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According to some professor it would actually work if all 600 miljo people jumped exactly at the right time on a hard surfake. Ofcourse this will not work, but why wouldn´t you try. It´s a funny try, much funnier than recyckling for example... |
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You Dwatt! |
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:) i'm afraid of the earth falling into teh sun or flying away to the outer edge of teh solar system. but it will be a very interesting experience, worth dying for. spreading the link. |
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How on earth (no pun intended) would you get everyone to jump at exactly the same time? |
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i think micro alarm clock with a small electro-shocker should be implanted into the bodies of people. Preferrably into their buttocks. |
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NO! another tsunami will rise! |
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i dont want to jump, can i leap instead? im good at leaping. |
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oh yes and you'll probably volunteer to implant these devices rectally, yes? your dream will come true at last! 4 billion rectums yielding to your fingers! |
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:) you see, i'm not the organizer of this funny, but dangerous project. If i was one of them, and the micro alarm clock method was approved, I'd propose to send it to every registered jumpee with a polite instructions about how and why he should insert it with his own hands or asking a person who he trusts. In fact, the controlling button is a good idea. I didn't think about it. I thought it woulb just be like an alarm clock set to th defined second, but central control is a better idea. Some radio reciever should be incorporated in the devices and the red button made at WJD office. |
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...but you are offline and can't read all that. rectalRECTAL - it'd better be installed into left or right (depending on the choice of the jumpee) buttock muscles, because i think it will create an obstacle to normal defecation if insalled intoo rectum. |
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World Jump Day, the day when you jump at the same time as everyone else in the world to see what would happed, its just a bit of harmless fun! oh and you have to shove a small machine up your asshole. |
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please forgive me for typing a lot of mistakes. ssems i need a new keyboard. i meant it's not rectal. |
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" lol " :) |
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not 'insert' but 'shove' |
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I prefer a good pounce now and then. Note: I said pounce. |
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