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It seems that these days you can't even pop to the shops for a gallon of milk, or indulge in such innocent, normal activities as child-bating, prostitute-taunting or OAP-whispering without seeing, hearing or tripping over something made in China. Yes indeed, the communist giant is stirring, looking at the West's disgusting prosperity and saying "I'll have some of that, ta." Moves are afoot to strengthen the Chinese economy, with a prodigious number of bodies having recently been established to this end. Firstly, operating on a general policy issue, last year saw the formation of the Chinese Organisation for More Monetary Influence Everywhere (COMMIE) as well as the Chinese Under-Committee for National Trade Strategy. However, the latter group was quickly disbanded (purely for economic reasons, the Friday Mail is assured) and supplanted by the more ambitious Chinese League for International Trade & Other Regional Initiatives & Strategies. This was the end of the matter until it emerged that another organisation already existed with this acronym. The Chinese Foreign Ministry pointed out that due to the problems with Taiwan, the Chinese League for Intimidating Taiwan & Outmanoeuvring Renegade Independence Strategies had been formed in 1996. "Two CLITORISes just won't work. Whoever heard of such a thing?" said a scarily robotic Hu Ah-Yu, spokesman for the military group. "We see no alternative. The new CLITORIS must be destroyed. In this case, as with so much else, it's a question of first come, first served." Luckily help was at hand in the shape of South Korea, which works closely with China on many issues, including the question of what to do about their frankly mental neighbours to the North, as previously noted here. The Koreans were able to persuade the Chinese to have their international trade strategy focus primarily on bilateral efforts between the two countries, and CLITORIS was duly remaned as the Chinese Unified National Taskforce For Uniting Chinese & Korean Economic Resources & |
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