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where do you wipe your cheetoh fingers
 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-03-23 14:22 [#01541935]
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i wipe them on the inside of my pocket. usually i'll try
to suck most of the orange gunk off first, and even raking
it off with my teeth. but from there it's pocket lining.
or if i'm wearing an old undershirt, i might go inside of
the undershirt.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 14:26 [#01541936]
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i hate cheetohs so much. horribly gross.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-03-23 14:30 [#01541938]
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arent cheetos supposed to be the stoner junk food of choice?


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-23 14:31 [#01541939]
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carpet (usually for Doritos)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 14:31 [#01541940]
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ugh, maybe for gross stoners.

I'd rather snack on raw fish... mmmmm...


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-23 14:46 [#01541950]
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inside the shirt? that's risking a rash...

go for the sleeves, or just pull the front of your shirt up
and use the built in napkin.

can't recall the last time i had cheetohs, though...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-23 14:53 [#01541956]
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Yeah! I took a sushi course recently. It's pretty easy once
you have the rice prepared. The rolls are easy, even the
inside out Califormia rolls. The only things I wanted to
learn that they didn't teach were handrolls and sea urchin.


I know the fatty belly tuna is supposed to be the delicacy
but I like the dark ruby red lean meat much better.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-23 14:54 [#01541957]
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i don't wipe 'em. i let the cheeze pad build up till it's
about 2mm thick then i scrape off the whole thing with my
lower teeth. this works great with 'chester's cheeze'
flavored dorritos too!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-23 15:14 [#01541984]
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I suck my finger till I'm sucking bone


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-23 15:15 [#01541987]
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But I only get a whoosh with a wotsit


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-23 15:16 [#01541988]
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i've never eaten cheetohs, i don't even know them, i live in
a poor, unknown, hated and evil land ruled by evil
genetically modified sewer rats that force us to live in the
darkest places of the sewers with nothing to eat but the
rotting corpses of our ancestors. or their living bodies,
when all the dead are eaten. sometimes we even have to eat
our own body parts.

but i always wash my hands after i eat something sticky or
greasy, and you should, too! wiping is admitting your
weakness towards grease and dirt, and making yourself look
less glorious and respectable!

WASH YOUR HANDS, AND REGAIN YOUR LOST GLORY!!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 15:27 [#01541999]
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ugh, you know its not even real cheese. Its like... orange
chemicals really.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 15:30 [#01542006]
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Sushi rules so hard. I could eat it everyday.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-03-23 20:06 [#01542324]
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holy shit i love sushi.

i have a kit to make it . . . i really should try it. i
could munch on just california rolls even . . . they cant be
too hard to make huh. definitely going to internets how to
do it . . .

so where do you wipe your soy/wasabi fingers then



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-23 20:09 [#01542328]
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cheetoh fingers go to the sock after their sucked clean.

i ordered a sea urchin... uhh, i guess you call it a roll..
whatever it was, it was the fucking nastiest thing i've ever
seen. i adore sushi, but this looked so much like baby
puke.

the waitress made me eat some of it though. she fed it to
me. tasted like pasty, slightly sweet chalk.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-23 20:18 [#01542337]
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arent you french? as in the countrY where crisps are either
FUCKING PLAIN OR SALTED.


 

offline modular from Vatican City State (Holy See) on 2005-03-23 22:48 [#01542444]
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socks


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-03-24 00:47 [#01542465]
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that chester cheeto videogame was the jam


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-24 01:02 [#01542469]
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inside of my sleeves


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-24 03:27 [#01542497]
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i wipe my fingers on my forehead, no one would dare mess
with me when i have 'cheetoh eyebrows'


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-24 06:09 [#01542551]
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Funyuns is the official stoner food


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2005-03-24 06:13 [#01542552]
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what you want to get your hands on are 'twisties'.. they're
from australia and fuckloads better than any snack anywhere
else.

they're a bit like cheetos i spose, but more dense and you
get less shite on your fingers.

they also have chicken flavour ones which rock the house.

'burger rings' are pretty rockin too.


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2005-03-24 06:30 [#01542562]
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this topic's name makes me feel like I am curling inside
myself like a hard cheetoh curl


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-24 06:46 [#01542573]
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yes, it sucks.


 

offline uzim on 2005-03-24 06:48 [#01542576]
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and the government sucks much more.
but at least the french post and french railway systems are
quite reliable...

every country has its problems i guess.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-03-26 13:57 [#01544464]
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what the fuck's a burger ring?


 


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