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- Be articulate - Dress up - Smile - Don't fart |
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Too funny, I've just had a successful one so I'll add: . Be punctual . Be polite . Be yourself . Don't be square |
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Oh, but don't be yourself if you are rude and always late. |
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don't say 'yep'. i did that once- -do you have any previous experience in this area? -yep! i mean, yes. i didnt get the job. |
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Whats the jorb? |
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Hahaha! I mean: Oh that was truly funny. |
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- Laughing is generally bad unless the interviewers joke contains sexual innuendo, in which case laughter will help you because it will make the interviewer feel like less of a pervert by making it seem like you are equally perverted. |
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I've just had an interview to become part of the intranet development team at a blue-chip company. its ok money and would be a good start for me because since getting my degree last year ive been temping. in this time though ive realised that no matter what the money, working in an office sucks and so i want to do photography professionally eventually. anyway, after the interview they gave me some positive feedback and want to see me again next week.. |
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um, you applied for a job where the interviewer was a pervert, and you had to pretend to be a pervert too? what the heck kind of job was this? |
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Meatholes? |
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if i had ever 'been myself' for an interview i would never have been employed. i always bend the truth (without lying) and ass kiss. |
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I have never been in an interview where the interviewer made a perverse joke. I am merely saying that if you are in such a situation, laugh. |
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i say "yep" all the time, and i think i did on my last interview. i got the job though. must keep this information in mind for next job! |
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Yeah I always bullshit my way through and act different than I really am... *sigh* |
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should i rub my hands together as i laugh, or would that be too much? |
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Here's another tip: . Don't heed advice from message boards. |
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ok taking exaphs advice, i will never take advice from this mb. oh wait a minute... |
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When asked what your biggest fault/weakness is reply by saying: "I work too hard and tend to get too focused on one thing. I know I need to learn to multi task more and I like to take my cloths off and dance on my desk, I hit people all the time, sometimes I get mad and smash stuff up and then shit on top of whatever I have broken." |
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Don't babble. Honestly, it's my biggest prroblem. |
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depends on the job. i know people who have gotten jobs for acting like total dickheads, and the interviewer thought they were great. |
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go naked. |
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don't go to the interview with loads of chewed up biscuits in your mouth |
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Orr shit on yourr face. |
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And never under any circumstances take out your penis and do "the hellicopter" . It is not good job interview etiquette and generaly frowned upon. |
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