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One of my mates has moved into a new house and the doors are lower than they should be. Surely there should be some legal recourse for him as I am going to sue the bastard the next time I walk into the frame and smash my skull. Is there not a legal size requirement on doorways? Example...here is a picture of me with the door behind me to the left (apologies for the quality, low light and stuff). It is too small :P The window ledge is only abut a foot off the floor too and the ceiling I could touch while scratching my head... In conclusion I hate small houses. |
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cut your legs off |
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haha, now why didn't I think of that? |
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you're probably more used to cutting other people's legs off. |
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Maybe therre's a secrret porrtal that lets you spend an hourr as qrter |
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You clearly have the wrong impression of the types of people I am. |
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come into my portal. |
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I would love to be you for an hour. I'd have a wank, cum into a glass, lie back with the glass suspended above me...they exactly as the hour expires and I return back to my own body and you into yours you get a gob full of your own man spirit. |
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I drink it all the time anyway. |
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I had a feeling you would. |
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I wouldn't drink your inferior brand. |
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heh, the rejection just keep growing. |
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yes, now people on the internet refuse to drink your sperm. it doesn't rain, it pours. :P |
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haha well that got a laugh out of me :) |
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This hour a qrter thing is an interesting concept...it needs a topic about it. |
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oh, looking scary!! |
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What's looking scary? |
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a picture of you with the door behind you to the left!! |
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In Gmunden, Austria there are many doors which are as high as my shoulders. |
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hahaha I fail to see how me standing with a door to the left of me is scary :) |
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could be the bad lighting and the low ceiling, but personally i wouldn't want to meet you in a room like that. |
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OK I'll tell my mate that you are never visiting his house while I am there :) |
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haha sounds good :) |
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You're bald? Well its ok, I have an average size penis so I guess that makes us even. |
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How tall are you Lee? If memory serves me correct the standard door height is 6'5"... |
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I'm 6'4"...his doors are only 6'2 or 6'3 |
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Get a sawzall and cut things up to make more room for you. |
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sawzalls are great. you can sawzall anything |
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Those are slightly short doors then. |
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