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mozak
on 2005-03-18 22:02 [#01537695]
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Naked US Female Soldier In IRAQ
This lonely female United States soldier serving in Iraq took some very sexual pictures of herself naked to send to to her boyfriend or husband back in the states. One of our friend happens to be stationed in the same area are her, and when she was done sending the lovely amateur porn pictures back home via email, she deleted them. Just one problem though, she forgot to empty the recycle bin, and yes, it's a computer that is shared between many soldiers, well our very observant reader restored them and send them in to us. and thank GOTCHA for these nice naked pictures from Iraq.
[B]COMPLETE PICTURE STORY[/B]
http://www.climaxshot.com/iraqi/iraqi_us_soldier.htm
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chaosmachine
from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-03-18 22:19 [#01537696]
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My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's alright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definitely going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticeably freaked out, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with her 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and offer me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-03-18 22:44 [#01537698]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker | Followup to chaosmachine: #01537696
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that was an awesome story
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-03-18 22:48 [#01537699]
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story of the year....hands down....
=)
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godataloss
from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 23:42 [#01537706]
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i you spew on your parents, i'm not gonna stick around for the gruesome eding.
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uzim
on 2005-03-19 02:16 [#01537741]
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wonderful ^^
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-19 03:45 [#01537784]
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mozak: not true. she's pierced in one pic and unpierced in another.
chaosmachine: amazinggauzze!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 03:47 [#01537785]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01537784
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you can take a piercing out, you know..
chaosmachine is the new Captain Copy/Paste!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-19 04:04 [#01537791]
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yeah, one you got one there, who'd want to? isn't that supposed to bring pleasure?
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chaosmachine
from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-03-19 13:00 [#01538188]
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yarr.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-03-19 13:04 [#01538190]
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That was truly one of the greatest storys ever written here at xltronic! :D
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 13:55 [#01538206]
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I hate myself for doing this but
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 14:13 [#01538217]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #01538206
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..which is why I called him the new Captain Copy/Paste..
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 14:42 [#01538233]
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Pfffft. I don't read your posts.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-19 14:44 [#01538234]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #01538233
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well.. I don't read yours either.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 14:50 [#01538242]
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Good.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-19 14:52 [#01538243]
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i can't stand diet coke
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axion
from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-03-19 14:52 [#01538244]
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wtf is sex?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-03-19 15:05 [#01538246]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to axion: #01538244
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self pwn
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