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I hate them...foul temptress :P I wish I could detatch myself from their supreme power but I just can't (and I don't think I really want to). If there is a God then females are its greatest invention. If their isn't a god then nature is just fucking awesome. |
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This can't be... rright |
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was it you who had a really hot girlfriend into costume stuff? |
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Hi Carl. How are things with yourself my good man? |
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Grreat. If only I could stop my skin crrawling. |
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They are so good yet so evil and controlling and BAHH sex! |
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Q: how do i stop my skin from crawling? A: remove it. |
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=o( |
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This topic celebrates females. P.S. that tongue thing is amazing. |
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"If their isn't a god then nature is just fucking awesome." Amen to THAT. |
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If you have alot of money it easy to control women. They are very willing to give up their financial indepedence. Once they quit working you can start destroying their self-esteem. At this stage they usually become reliant on anti-depressants and alcohol just to go on living. Once their minds become utterly depressed and drug addled they are like putty in your hands. |
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I've heard they drastically go down in value in about 40 years. |
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I think that's when you part exchange for a newer model. |
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*takes notes* |
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I usually wear them out well before then. |
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This is evidence that may suggest the lack of XX chromasomes on this forum. |
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Yes. I refuse to allow my gf access to the internet. She may find confidence-inducing friends or discover some method of lock-picking and escape. |
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Speaking of awesome females, here's my new business partner, Teresa Scott. |
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I'm not into all that leather and rubber and all that bondage shit. I actually prefer it when my girlfriend is wearing a white polo T-shirt with track suit bottoms and trainers (but then again I am a scouser :P) |
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LOL, you cliche! |
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she's ugly |
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weird how a lot of these porn stars aren't even pretty |
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but yes, in general females rule... on a date tomorrow, god i hope it goes well |
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ziyiii i love youuuu |
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i second. |
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funny you should say that, as that girl in your avatar has defined herself with clichées. |
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What a strange boy you are ;) |
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heh! :) |
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Go on then, give me the list :) |
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That's evolutionary psychology though- you find it attractive because she can run from the rozzers quicker when she's not in heels. |
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Well i had sweaty fun all day yesterday with a female friend and so think they're pretty damn nice! hmmm...balmy. |
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Sweaty fun rocks! |
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i dont think shes that ugly. I've seen way worse pornstars and possibly even touched myself naughtily to them. But enough about that, I have some black eyes to administer. |
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wow i must have been watching the wrong kind of porn, because i think the danbrusca girl is hot... |
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You're a man of great taste :D |
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Incidentally, when I met her last week I took a few with my camera. |
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To prove that I'm a girl, here's a picture of |
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wtf? no offence, but why would she take her clothes off for an internet geek like you? |
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As mentioned, she's my business partner. The site to which I linked is our joint venture. She provides her name, image and content, I do the web work. |
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where does she live? |
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Near Nottingham. |
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women have things we dont have |
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The Cockwell Inn, Tillet, Herts I must say this every other week. |
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'cus porn-whores ain't too good at the internets. |
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i live "near nottingham", be more specific |
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and can we have a pricelist please because i have more money than sense |
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More specific? Annesley. I can't get much more specific without giving her address ;) What kind of price list items are you looking for? :P |
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Did you see this one Dobbin.. by the same person as the e e e e e e-sure |
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haha very good, i'm not sure if i recognise the advert though |
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He wants to know how much it costs to have her tie him up and tickle his ass with a feather. |
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