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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 07:49 [#01533569]
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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-15 07:51 [#01533575]
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top-notch thread. A+. thanks for your contribution.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-15 07:52 [#01533576]
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this pic was actually posted before..with an extremly funny
comment i might add.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 07:56 [#01533585]
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what the heck is that under her dress? is she smuggling
people into the country?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 07:56 [#01533586]
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ewww

reminds me of this grim tale LAZY_FATTY


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 07:57 [#01533588]
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We all know what she's reaching for in her bag....


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 08:05 [#01533610]
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An original copy of the pilot episode of Cop Rock
on BetaMax!!?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 08:06 [#01533612]
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Yes, fudge flavour.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-15 08:07 [#01533613]
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i was going to say, "umbrella". looks like it could rain a
little bit.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 08:08 [#01533616]
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a handful of mash potatoes


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-15 08:10 [#01533620]
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with gravy.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 08:11 [#01533621]
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Wish will also be used as sun block.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 08:12 [#01533623]
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You know, It's funny that I can recall the exact moment I
began to believe that a human being could trip over their
own belly button.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-15 08:14 [#01533626]
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so everoyne is sure it isn't a fake then? that looks quite
scary actually..


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 08:16 [#01533629]
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she won't get raped in a hurry, thats for sure.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 08:16 [#01533631]
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Wich*

(easy point bob)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 08:17 [#01533633]
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no im sure the rapist will take his time, theres more of her
to love...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 08:17 [#01533634]
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Witch~


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-15 08:18 [#01533636]
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Wische-


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 08:21 [#01533640]
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can you just imagine though.... i mean, really picture it,
her fuck face and everything. i mean, really really imagine
it all



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 08:22 [#01533641]
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look at her lovely little pink bag


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 08:25 [#01533647]
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she can't get many mars bars in there... maybe it has lard
in it instead


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 08:25 [#01533648]
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I'm not sure, maybe in the U.S.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 08:26 [#01533649]
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i imagined her screaming in ecstasy...then putting a donut
into her mouth.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-03-15 08:27 [#01533651]
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THAT'S GRROSS, BLUE SOCKS WITH A PINK DRRESS.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 08:31 [#01533653]
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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-15 08:35 [#01533656]
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There's a woman at my work who's stomach flab is INSIDE HER
PANT LEG.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 08:37 [#01533658]
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what do you call a chav in a box?

innit


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 08:37 [#01533659]
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do you think she has to tuck it in, or does it naturally run
down her thigh?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-15 08:39 [#01533661]
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hahahaha


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 08:43 [#01533663]
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lol


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-15 08:46 [#01533665]
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You never know. It's her 'floopa', or that's what my friend
says these things are called.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-15 08:47 [#01533666]
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hahaha


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 08:47 [#01533667]
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I need pictures. Or, at least as schematic diagram.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-15 08:49 [#01533669]
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I threw up in my mouth a bit there...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-15 09:49 [#01533764]
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ahha! pin this thread pronto!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-15 11:15 [#01533939]
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51st state


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-15 11:37 [#01534001]
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one more,

two chavs are in a car with no music. whos driving?

Answer

the police.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-03-15 12:25 [#01534110]
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That photograph is pretty disgusting, but basically true.
America has become the fattest country on the planet.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-15 12:27 [#01534113]
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*crams gutfat into his sock*


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 12:51 [#01534139]
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oooooooooooooh that was a bad one. still funny though :P

lol


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-15 13:04 [#01534153]
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that pic wasnt even taken in the u.s.

: /


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-15 13:07 [#01534157]
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denial


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-15 13:43 [#01534217]
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that's prett hard core. much more impressive than a big
tattoo or body piercing!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-15 13:49 [#01534229]
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speaking of denial...

51st state


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-15 13:55 [#01534234]
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ha ha ha. americans!


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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-15 13:55 [#01534238]
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what is that anyway? a bowl of potato salad?!


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-03-15 14:01 [#01534242]
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i think they call it "fish and chips"...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-16 02:57 [#01534852]
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why does that guy only have 2 fingers?


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-16 13:21 [#01535277]
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Seems Europe has the most fatties now


 


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