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offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2005-03-13 14:17 [#01531650]
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I just watched this documentary, if you can call it that,
about Helen, the lady with 7 personalities. It was such a
half-assed effort it really is an insult to other half-assed
efforts.

So, there's Helen, 35, and she has different personalities.
All that is real, nothing wrong with that part of it. You
can clearly see a person that has gone through hell and
back. Some severe abuse in her childhood.

The filmmaker is a childhood best friend who bumped into
Helen by chance on a train. Helen tells her of her condition
and they decide to make a movie to find out what happened to
her. THIS is where the half-assed effort starts (uh almost
immediately). Well, actually it starts out good and some
possibilieties come up. They talk about abuse and Helen says
she had a rough childhood. Ok.

It turns out Helen's been seeing a shrink (for 13 years!)
who believes Helen is a victim of ritualistic satanic
torture. Ah! But the filmmaker is sceptical and other
theories come up. So.. there I am waiting for them to bring
up Helen's parents.

It's obvious even for a deaf and blind midget living in the
filmmaker's stomach, that the parents are the root of her
problems. The ONLY thing we hear about her family is "This
is a b-day gift from my mom" (they show a package) and then
the filmmaker says Helen has no or little contact with her
family. Really?! Surely you jest! No shit, Einstein! She
doesn't want to meet the people that caused her to have 7
personalities?! Don't they get along?

The best part, or the most frustrating, is when they say
something like, "We are no closer to an answer after this
film as to what happened to Helen." More like, "We don't
want to dig into this, because it's too ugly, here look at
my adult friend at the playground".

What's the point in making a documentary if you don't follow
through? Now the film is just a freak show where the
filmmaker displays her friend acting like a 6-year old in
public.



 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-13 14:19 [#01531653]
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Was this woman from the UK? My parents saw something like
this a few weeks back and apparently she lives in my area.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-13 14:20 [#01531654]
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so I guess you've studied psychiatry?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-13 14:21 [#01531655]
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never heard of it.


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-03-13 14:21 [#01531656]
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whats this called?
just helen or some shit


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2005-03-13 14:24 [#01531659]
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Yes, Clint.

It's so obvious they're avoiding the whole family thing. As
most viewers probably assume she grew up with her parents
and not a satanic cult, it becomes irritating very early on
that they don't even talk about family.



 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2005-03-13 14:25 [#01531661]
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I believe the title is 'Helen, the lady with 7
personalities'.


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-03-13 14:26 [#01531662]
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i watched a great documentary last night 'capturing the
friedmans'
pretty insane.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-13 14:26 [#01531663]
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He seems to have a freudian view *scratches chin*

"follow through"


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-13 14:35 [#01531670]
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Seriously, she lives right in my area. She shops in the same
shops I do. Some of my friends are her neighbours. I'll try
and investigate and present an unbiased report to the board
ASAP, time for serious psychoanalysis.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-13 14:39 [#01531676]
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do it!!!


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-13 14:43 [#01531680]
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I'll begin by asking my friends at college. Then I'll
gradually move onto stalking!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-13 14:46 [#01531685]
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take pics


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-13 19:44 [#01531977]
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There are actually many documentaries made about that
specific subject, as she is one of the most famous examples
of split personality disorder. I have seen a couple that are
decent, and one that was plain awfull. As far as I know,
they are all outdated though.

Sometimes grants are given to the wrong people...


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-13 19:51 [#01531992]
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Its pretty easy to get all freudian with the way her case is
looked at, but the situation could have just as easily been
developed when she first started socializing with people
outside of the family circle. Didn't her first personality
noticably materialize at around the age of seven?

Honestly, I am pretty scheptical about the whole split
personality thing as well. It occurs to me to be much easier
to get attention this way than with, say, munchousen
syndrome. Much safer too.

People with miswirings are always interesting, and sometimes
scary as hell. I just finished having to deal with a crazy
co-worker, who eventually got herself fired, because she had
gotten to the point of nearly being nonfunctional. I was
worried that she was going to start stalking me, cause she
built up this whole vandetta thing against me because I told
her that I couldn't get along with her outside of work. Its
happened to me before (getting stalked) by both a male and a
female, and its always wierd.


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2005-03-13 19:52 [#01531994]
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when that girl from good morning america had a colon exam


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2005-03-13 20:53 [#01532100]
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One creepy side of Helen was Alex, a person (kid) that
shoots everyone. They were sitting in a taxi, when this Alex
appeared, picks up a toy gun and slowly shoots everyone.


 


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