Corn Flakes | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (3)
recycle
Roger Wilco
big
...and 289 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614154
Today 6
Topics 127544
  
 
Messageboard index
Corn Flakes
 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-11 14:50 [#01529858]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



lovin' it... But it turns out that's in not as healthy as
the commercials pretend.


 

offline boobah from pants on 2005-03-11 14:55 [#01529864]
Points: 613 Status: Lurker



corn flakes = the elderly


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-11 14:57 [#01529866]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



take a picture of your solid, and at perfectly regular
intervals poo.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-11 14:58 [#01529867]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular | Followup to epohs: #01529866



HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.... that'd be quite disgusting... lol



 

offline uzim on 2005-03-11 15:20 [#01529883]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



have you found something especially unhealthy about corn
flakes? ' _ '

i love cereal.
it's been a long time since i had regular corn flakes
though.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-11 15:30 [#01529886]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Shit.

But their crunchy nut brothers are the best cereal of all
time.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-11 15:33 [#01529889]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to horsefactory: #01529886



agred

frosties are also ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-11 15:33 [#01529890]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01529866



man, youre avatar looks like a corn flakes ad or sumthin


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-11 15:36 [#01529893]
Points: 4000 Status: Regular



i'm sick of flakes! might as well be eating dandruff flakes
as cereal. it just sounds gross. now grape nuts, there's a
cereal.

no grapes, no nuts! what's the deal?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-11 15:40 [#01529894]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Show recordbag



it's all lies! LIES


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-11 15:48 [#01529898]
Points: 4000 Status: Regular



tasty* lies.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-11 15:54 [#01529900]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I like alpen


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-03-11 15:56 [#01529901]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict | Followup to Chihiro: #01529858



i never eat corn flakes


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-11 16:05 [#01529912]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to pOgO: #01529900 | Show recordbag



alpen is the best. give me lots of alpen. yummy for my tummy


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-11 16:07 [#01529913]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



Alpen is for gays


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-03-11 16:08 [#01529915]
Points: 4173 Status: Regular | Followup to Chihiro: #01529858



i'll eat em just now.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-11 16:18 [#01529924]
Points: 12540 Status: Addict | Followup to horsefactory: #01529913 | Show recordbag



Gay food is gooooood


 

offline k_maty on 2005-03-11 16:35 [#01529933]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



Top Ten Least Popular Breakfast Cereals

10. Cap'n Kato
9. Kellogg's Factory Floor Mystery Crunch
8. Al Sharpton's Frosted Medallions
7. Extra-Sharp Corn Flakes
6. Heidi Fleiss' Trix
5. Dranola
4. Ordinary K
3. Fruit 'n' Flounder
2. Ito's Bits-o-Beard
1. Pataki-O's

Taken from David Letterman's top ten


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-11 18:27 [#01530059]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



kellogs Start. do they still make that?



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-12 13:46 [#01530607]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



Alpen is turdy cardboard rubbish. Alpen bars are however
considered a worthy cereral treat and may be allowed.

The cereal standing:

1. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
2. Coco Pops
3. Pokémon Cereal (i kid you not)
4. Sugar Puffs
5. Frosties

XXXX BAN LIST XXXX

1. SPECIAL K (FUCK OFF)
2. ALPEN (AS MENTIONED)
3. RICE CRISPIES (TOO BLAND)

Corn flakes are neutral and may be tolerated to an extent.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 13:57 [#01530628]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



cereal standings:

- Corn Pops
- Frosties
- classic Kellog's
- Wattabix once in a while.

But yeah... there is too much sugar in all of these. The
normal cereals are no problem... But all these sugary
kellog's aren't good at all.. I saw it on da news. But
fuck!!! Im not giving Corn Flakes up... no fucking way...
:D


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-12 14:05 [#01530635]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01530607



Good list, Pokémon Ceral is excellent, the modern day Lucky
Charms, although no Pikachu is going to beat the original
breakfast leprechaun in my mind. Sugar Puffs - why do they
make your piss smell of... Sugar Puffs? There's a
disappointing lack of research into this phenomenon. I think
you should add a *bran* mask to that banlist, just to
finalise things.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-12 14:07 [#01530637]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular | Followup to Chihiro: #01530628



Q) What do the News know about ceral?

A) "Nut" ting!

Ha ha ha!


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:08 [#01530638]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular | Followup to horsefactory: #01530635



"Sugar Puffs - why do they
make your piss smell of... Sugar Puffs? "

HaHAHaHaHaHaHa... so fucking true... :D


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-12 14:10 [#01530645]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



get healthy - eat your weatabix!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-12 14:13 [#01530651]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to horsefactory: #01530635



Ah yes, the bran issue should have been at the forefront of
that list, this is an excellent suggestion for a firm,
unpleasant ban.

And i thoroughly agree about lucky charms, but i guess they
seem to be strictly "import" now... along with pokémon
cereral come to think of it, where are all these tasty
snacks disappearing to?

In relation to chihiro's mention of weetabix... the whole
thing's a bit of a grey area to me. It's not evil, it's just
not that nice. Mushy, milky slop for cardigan enthusiasts
"of a certain age". Can't hate it, can't really feel good
about liking it either.

Cereal Science should be a degree course, oh yes.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-12 14:18 [#01530655]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



weetabix makes defaecation easier. fact!


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-12 14:22 [#01530658]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



cereal science would be cooL... i'd be the first one to
enter the course. That's for sure... haha :D


 

offline k_maty on 2005-03-12 15:40 [#01530759]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



Weetabix or Weetbix gets soggy instantly and tastes like
chopped up wet hay. Fuck that nasty shit.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-12 17:56 [#01530884]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



does anyone have water instead of mil on their cerial;?



 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 17:59 [#01530887]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



seriel is great yes.


 

online big from lsg on 2005-03-12 18:03 [#01530889]
Points: 23730 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



no, as the box says: when you eat bread and fruit with your
breakfast too it's really healthy


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 18:08 [#01530896]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to big: #01530889



One word: SALT

Believe me.


 

online big from lsg on 2005-03-12 18:10 [#01530898]
Points: 23730 Status: Lurker | Followup to hobbes: #01530896 | Show recordbag



?


 

offline woj on 2005-03-12 18:13 [#01530901]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



nesquik anyone?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-03-12 18:13 [#01530902]
Points: 1572 Status: Lurker



Weetabix? Wha?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 18:13 [#01530903]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to big: #01530898



Oh and sodium.


 

offline woj on 2005-03-12 18:14 [#01530904]
Points: 468 Status: Regular



cini minis. I am a consumer whore!


 

online big from lsg on 2005-03-12 18:16 [#01530905]
Points: 23730 Status: Lurker | Followup to hobbes: #01530903 | Show recordbag



that's what you need as well? or that's what's in
cornflakes? make sense!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 18:26 [#01530916]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to big: #01530905



Bad for you in high quantities, most breakfast cereals have
shitloads.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-12 18:31 [#01530918]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to hobbes: #01530916



make sense!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-12 18:35 [#01530919]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01530918



Actually no, sod you all.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 07:44 [#01533562]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to i_x_ten: #01530059



yep, kellogs start is truly the best cereal, and they do
still make it but you have to search for it


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 07:46 [#01533564]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01533562



I noticed not long ago our post count was pretty close, but
the distance seems to be getting wider. Yes i'm bored.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-15 07:49 [#01533568]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



heh it felt like only yesterday when i was kicking myself
for having fewer points than you...so i pulled my socks up
and posted as much crap as i could, and now your trailing by
34! these happy days are yours and mine, happy days!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-15 08:04 [#01533607]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01533568



*in a deep voice like in the theme tune*

Oh happy days.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-03-15 13:18 [#01534179]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular | Followup to hobbes: #01533607



HaHaHA :D


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-03-15 15:15 [#01534330]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



why have corrn flakes when you can have frrosties, i say.


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-03-15 15:17 [#01534333]
Points: 1572 Status: Lurker



Because you have diabetes?


 


Messageboard index