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one day when i was a cook for a restaurant, My ex-boss got angry for some reason, and throwed canned soybean in the kitchen. the can hit my head. I bleed, went crazy, and smashed his face. with potatoes and fists. i got fired and i gaved him money.... that's maybe the silliest thing i ever did. |
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aaron, hun. clam down..... oi,,,, funk master........ i really wanted to kill some of our servers.... i just through food at them when i am pissed.... but i wish it was hot frying pans with grease in them. |
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calm, not clam... i'm such a dork... |
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no yu not. pretty madam... |
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Finished growing up under my uncles roof taught me how to count all the way up to 100 proof !!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!! |
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Today a kid at school had a coffee cup and plate walking into the school... he threw it on the ground right by the door. I was pissed, but I'm the kind of person that thinks of what I should have done hours later :p Now I wish I had picked the cup up and chucked it at his head. How corny am I? |
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alla dem killah's on dis board's a bit strange..more of something I would expect on the Slipknot board... |
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I think of blood in a romantic way, the classic ''vampire biting the fair maiden'' way... but I can't look at the pictures at, say, Rotten.com or anything... ick! I'm still quite psychotic, I just don't have a strong stomach! |
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ophie... you know, you can chalk that up with things we have in common..... that whole vamp thing is very sexy... i am not talking goth, becasue they are the biggest dorks (most of them any ways)... but yum yum, those lil'vam,py types are SEXY..... i want some one to bite me... taking volenteers..... |
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I sign the dotted line. ps. I have a thing about biting.... Where shall I start? And Ophecks, dont worry man I aint tryin to steal the offer... I... just.... wanna.... bite... thanksomuch............. |
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man o man. i am sick of guys who won't bite me. fucking wussy ass babies!!! my ex wouldn't bite me if i asked him (and i did!).... but the thing is,,,,,, i am a biter. so you gatta expect that.... you can't just bite me and then not get any in return..... |
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Hey dont worry (Im bein honest here too) but I love bein bitten. Maybe its a strange thing but I FUCKING LOVE IT. :) |
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right on! ok! hop to it! let's git biting!!!!!! |
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D mmmm yummy |
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man.... if'n you were really here...... *sigh*..... but i admit, i am quite taken with ophie.... i'd rather him bite me...... |
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Shame... |
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Mind you I think Ophecks would be a great biter. |
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let's hope so..... |
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So how was that then? |
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very, erm, good... |
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they probably wont bite you becuase they're on a low fat diet |
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Narkotic, you fucking cali bastard. you all are all the same. every fucker i have ever met came from that godamn state. you are just another product of your enviornment, so i don't blame you. you can't help the way you are. |
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Ouch. thanksomuch: NICE. Maybe Ophecks will do better? |
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I've always wanted to try human flesh. I've eaten an ostrich once, and I used to eat scabs when I was little, but I could be easily tempted by a Humanoid steak =o> |
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What does ostrich taste like...? I heard human flesh tastes like chicken. |
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LOL |
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Well I thought ostrich would taste like chicken, but it was more like steak.... A realy tasty steak. Infact, it was probably the best steak I've ever had ! I love meat, I could never understand vegitarians. Blood and flesh is just so tasty =o) |
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Hey thanksomuch, maybe you should serve your chefs head up on a plate for your bad day at work. You know, revenge smells as sweet as.... a dead chef. |
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Human is meant to be a cross between chicken and pork. Humans are red meat. |
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kill everybody |
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..... thinking about it, that must mean thet chicken tastes like humans =o. |
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And I dont understand vegetarians either. Especially Moby. :) |
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i love raw meat. i just fucking love it. i go out, i get a steak, i get it rare. the end. ostrige is some good stuff. reminds me of cured reindeer meat....... |
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I dont mind sushi. But thats fish. Its raw tho! :) |
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*pops out to the woods by her house with a d'barreled shot gun* Anyone fancy fox and badger burgers? |
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I tried sushi once and I'm still chewing it =o( I'm not too keen on fish anway. |
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god, don't get me started... yummm sushi. i loe the tuna (tastes like blood) love the salmon, the mackerel, the eel...... if i could, i'd eat nothing but sushi... and rare t-bones.... |
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Ill have some fox and badger burgers! Just uh, can I cook em with onions and gravy.....? |
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Hey thanksomuch its kinda strange that we both bite and love sushi....... |
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eulghh ! i hate gravy. Onions are good though, and garlick |
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kalaim badkaama, i just caught that post, and well, it made me gigle... especaily with your pic...... ;) fernz, may be there is some sort of connection, between biting and the love of sushi......... oh! you're from scotland? i bet you have a wicked accent! |
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you guys suck |
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I cant understand all you raw meateaters. Personally, a nice, well cooked steak cannot be beaten by a bloody slab of dead animal. On the rage thing, i threw a chair at someone today. They've got a big lump on thier heads now. |
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heads = head. Well, i hope they only have one head, but it would be interesting if they had completely different personallities and often fought between each other. Hmm... |
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Narkotic is full of shit, I'd bite Thanksomuch's brains out! I'd munch on her... *licks lips... |
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oh ohpie! such a sweetie! i do not understand why you are not taken.... |
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Hark! hark! harrr! |
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My accent is appealing to Canadians for some reason... cant think why. Like the new pic thanksomuch... What, you like scottish accents? |
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i'm not sure why i like the accent, fernz. it's just fucking cool. oh, and btw, that pic is..... me. it is a bit distorted, but oh well.... |
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