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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:21 [#01519201]
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these assholes have changed the combination on the door lock.
it's goddamn night and i wanna sleep so i HATED this kind of joke.
first i tried combinatoric methods of getting outta of this small trouble. for this i needed to go outside and buy some matches or a lighter, because some other mfs have turned off all the lights in the corridor except a lamp inside the elevator. I could not see the fugging buttons on the lock, this drove me M4D.
when i returned with matches i heard a person walking behind teh door. I knocked the door, asking IT politely to let me in cause i live there. The goddamn thing decided to walk away to ITs flat without even saying a word.
i will talk with IT tomorrow if i catch IT in the morning.
Combinatorics suck against an OLD RUSTY SOVIET KNIFE which i found sometimes. Haha, it opens the fucking lock easily. I will be opening this lock using this knife from this day, until I break this needless piece of metal.
And I hate this suckers individualists. They will have my revenge in form of LOVELY LOUD BOOM-BOOM, harharhar.
but not today. I wanna sleep, it's rather late. Bye.
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hobbes
from age on 2005-03-02 15:23 [#01519202]
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I live above the mother of all bitches.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-02 15:24 [#01519203]
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Matvey, providing a little glimpse there into Ukranian communal entrances.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-03-02 15:25 [#01519204]
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burn the children
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-02 15:26 [#01519206]
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Tell me more Tell me more
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-03-02 15:27 [#01519211]
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If you really think about it, Matvey's post made absolutely no sense.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:31 [#01519220]
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no communal entrances. people have this stupid locks on the floors of a building for the bums not to be able to invade. the locks don't really help against bums cause they most definitely have OLD RUSTY KNIVES, i suppose now.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-03-02 15:32 [#01519224]
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sorry to hear about your neighbor troubles. that sounds lousy. i really like this story, though.
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hobbes
from age on 2005-03-02 15:32 [#01519225]
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I think writing about it will just get me into a state right now.
She's a pulsar of hate, spite and uglyness.
Not quite the bitch you expect i think, though if i ever get to capture the beast on my camera (and if it doesn't shatter ), i will gladly post a pick.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-03-02 15:33 [#01519227]
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stab em up the arse i say.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:33 [#01519229]
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i'll burn them, cause there are a lot of matches left in a box...
watch for the news headlines like massive death in a big fire in kiev soon.
my hate is undescribable.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-02 15:34 [#01519230]
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I've heard about this locks on Russian buildings, where the keys with the numbers of the actual code have worn away, so it's pretty easy to guess the code and get in.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-02 15:34 [#01519231]
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this = these.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:34 [#01519232]
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i know that i wont kill anybody. shit, this knowledge is hard.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-03-02 15:35 [#01519233]
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why dont you have keys instead of a combination lcok?
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:36 [#01519234]
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yes, absolutely true. but this one is rather new. plus, if the combination is fresh changed, this will be in no help.
you now can spread the word about the OLD RUSTY KNIVES which are better than worn out buttons..
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hobbes
from age on 2005-03-02 15:37 [#01519235]
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i-cock?
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:38 [#01519237]
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btw, the old combination was 6, 4, 0. in no significant order. use it if you know how.
i feel that the lock could just be broken, but i will find out tommorrow for sure.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:39 [#01519238]
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it's some neighbours decision. it's been so long before we moved into this house a year ago.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-03-02 15:41 [#01519241]
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do you know where i can get one?
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:41 [#01519243]
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r40f, thanks. you are always nice. ;)
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-03-02 15:42 [#01519246]
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I can only think of Alan Cummings in Goldeneye saying "Shlug heads". It's not really connected, but I am quite drunk, and it did make me laugh.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:42 [#01519248]
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hey guys the conversation is becoming interesting. please continue, i will read through in the morning.
:)
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-03-02 15:42 [#01519249]
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thanks! i am really curious what your knife looks like. it sounds so exotic to me. i kind of want to own one. any chance you have a pic or perhaps you will indulge me in a thorough description?
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:43 [#01519250]
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it's okay.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-02 15:44 [#01519253]
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i'll try to scan it tomorrow.
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hobbes
from age on 2005-03-02 15:45 [#01519254]
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After roughly one second of searching...
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-03-02 15:45 [#01519255]
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awesome! thanks! :D
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-03-02 15:53 [#01519261]
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"If you really think about it, Matvey's post made absolutely
no sense" - face a situation like that and then we'll talk
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-03-02 16:01 [#01519272]
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let me say it once again : Maladiec ! :)
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 01:30 [#01519765]
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obara, you rule! wake up and login!!!
ladies and gentlemen, ye OLDE RUSTY KNIVE:
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2005-03-03 02:38 [#01519773]
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The style reminds me of the old Polish knives and magnifiying glasses i used to get when I was young. Actually come to think of it they were all probably made int he former USSR.
Cheers matvey for sharing that little slice of your life. Post a turd through their letter box. Suckas.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 02:47 [#01519776]
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turd is a good idea :))
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-03-03 03:02 [#01519778]
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You could paint your door red, with an initial (like in the bible). I am not christian or jewish or anything, but that could piss somebody off if its there long enough.
Cooking squid is another thing. Cook squid and leave the door open. The smell is horrendous, and will dwindle for a couple days (although you will have to deal with it too.)
You could invite a couple hobos in to sleep. Hobos scare people, but quite a few of them are very nice fellows. Just make sure they are respectable ones that won't steal stuff from you.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 03:12 [#01519786]
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we have a nice stencil near our door, saying one hundred fifteen in english. when it was made, neighbours tried to force us to remove it but then they got used to it :)
hobos don't wait to be invited - they just come in and sleep on the floor. And some of them wish us luck when we go to our jobs in the morning. Some of them hate people and make different things like shiting and leaving garbage where they slept. They can enter easily, i think they have knives. and if not, the door is open often because people forget to shut it.
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Quernstone
from Padova (Italy) on 2005-03-03 03:16 [#01519791]
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Actually cooking malodorous food for a few days might do the trick, lots of oily fish, sprouts, cabbage...you name it cook it hard with the door wide :o)
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-03-03 03:17 [#01519792]
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Well, the thing is, uninvited hobos are easliy removed when asked, just because you can threaten to call the police. If you invite them, they don't leave.
You could always pay a hobo to smear shit on their door. Hobos love pay.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-03-03 03:19 [#01519794]
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What I mean by they don't leave, is they get violent and obtuse when asked to leave.
Believe me, I work in a job that has me asking hobos to move along all day. Usually they are nice, but occasionally they get nasty and start threatening/pulling out weapons/swearing and making a stink. I have never been assaulted, but a few of my co-workers have. You generally only get assaulted if you are not being polite or respectable to them. I am very polite.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 03:21 [#01519797]
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haha, another good idea!!
i have not enough will power to remove hobos from the corridor, cause it's cold outside. Most of them don't shit there, only the worst of them do.
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-03-03 05:42 [#01519898]
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HARASZO !!!! :)
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-03 05:59 [#01519910]
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my neighbours are more or less alright..no one is giving me any trouble so that's good i suppose..i see them on very rare occassions and almost never speak to them so that's a big bonus.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 06:34 [#01519923]
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obara: HELLO! how's teh life? I'm extremely displeased to learn that the lock may have broken, without direct fault from the neighbours. so the charges are now only for not having the door opened for.
tolstoyed: our neighbours have started communnicationg with us recently on the subject of loud music and live bass and percussion playing around 23:00. They haven't been that for a year. Not very bad neighbours, in general, except for this case of extreme individualism, when the asshole didn't open the door.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-03 06:42 [#01519924]
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i see..well, kiev is a dangerous place, i bet whoever was behind that door was scared shitless :-)
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 06:50 [#01519929]
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i hope. Kiev ees dangerous? what about your Ljubliana? How's life there?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-03 06:55 [#01519932]
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well, that's what i've read, these huge cities are kind of scary to walk around in the night..um, aren't they? :)
ljubljana used to be one of the safest capitals in europe, if not the safest one..not sure what's with that now, but i'd say it's still a very safe place to walk around..well, there are some risky places, in terms of getting robbed, but in general it's a pretty safe place imo.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 07:00 [#01519934]
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i'm not afraid of walking in the night. i walk through not far-out places with gopnicks who wait for someone to doyebatsia to. i'm now in best age concerning the gopnick situations. It seems they do not doyebyvayutsia to guys who have reached 20 or so, or my face is angry so they think i'm not easy to razvesti na bablo.
Ljubljana sounds good, i start saving money to pay it a visit.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-03 07:07 [#01519938]
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doyebyvayutsia? gopnick? :)
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Sire
from the depths (Finland) on 2005-03-03 07:11 [#01519941]
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Those words scare me :). Sounds really violent
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-03-03 07:17 [#01519950]
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1. banditism, pocket-lifting, bitching.. i think so. 2. 1 2 - two at the left, not sure about the right guy.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-03 07:18 [#01519952]
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those look the kind of people i wouldn't want to meet.
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