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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 10:01 [#01518768]
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For those of us in America, the month of March is known as
Women's History Month. It is a time of reflecting upon the
trials and tribulations of women who had a dream of aborting
their baby, putting on shoes and leaving the kitchen. Now in
the present day, women have more options open to them then
they could have ever dreamed. Thanks to the female
inginuity, calculators are now able to divide things by zero
and give out compliments. Personal computers can now give
out advice on what clothes to wear and digitally record the
latest episode of "Oprah". However one of the biggest
improvements in the womens movement isn't just wearing shoes
while being pregnant in the kitchen, but rather, hiring
another woman to look over your spoiled kids while you go
date Mr. Right, who pretends to be interested in what you
have to say in hopes that you'll please him orally. Men
today know their place in society thanks to the womens
movement. Of course, spending hard earned money in hopes of
having intercourse is the most common trait amongst
post-movement men, however this is not as important as being
a 'jerk'. Even though the 'jerk' is a relic of the
pre-movement era, this is something that women are still
incredibly attracted too. reasons why the 'jerk' is still
such a popular role in society is because it reminds women
of how their ancestors used to be treated. Its empowering
for women to feel the pain of their great grandmothers in
the same way its empowering for a black person to be forced
to sit at the back of a bus.

Ladies, you've come a long way and we salute you.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-02 10:04 [#01518773]
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i can salute women without using my arms!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-02 10:04 [#01518774]
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yeah. back in the day i would have had to work for sex and
the lot. Nowadays they either dont have any self respect or
they are nymphs. Its a great world we live in :)

The cheers for oral!!

hip hip horray
hip hip horray
hip hip horray!!!!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-02 10:05 [#01518777]
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"tribulations of women who had a dream of aborting
their baby..
"


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 10:06 [#01518780]
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Am I the only one whos never gotten off from oral, or have i
just gotten bad head?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 10:07 [#01518784]
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omg thats hilarious, where did you find that?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-02 10:09 [#01518792]
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I have gotten good head three times. Most girls cannot keep
a good pace. It makes for good foreplay most times that had
better lead into sex


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-02 10:11 [#01518799]
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national women's history month.

the history month for national women.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-02 10:13 [#01518804]
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Thanks for making all the babies and food, gals!

Just kidding of course. Human men will be obsolete when well
hung alien invaders turn out to be compatable with human
females/


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 10:21 [#01518821]
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actually, females will become obsolete when males figure out
that ejaculating into a fish pond produces big breasted
mermaids.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-02 10:23 [#01518825]
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Or until the advent of "The Communal Vagina"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-02 10:23 [#01518826]
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mermaids are great because you can date them or eat them


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-02 10:34 [#01518851]
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there are options!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-02 11:42 [#01518937]
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i like girls


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-02 11:52 [#01518944]
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It's better to stick with one girl and train her up :D


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 11:56 [#01518950]
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word


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-02 12:01 [#01518953]
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*80's pose*


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-02 12:02 [#01518954]
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FLE
FLE
FLE
FLE
FLEX


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-03 12:13 [#01520450]
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All month people.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-03 12:16 [#01520456]
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shut the fuck


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-03 12:20 [#01520462]
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Period Facts:

The start of periods is probably the biggest change that
takes place for a girl during puberty. As a rough guide your
periods will probably start about two years after your
breasts start to develop, soon after you grow pubic hair,
and after you notice some vaginal discharge.

Your body works in an amazing way. Every month it goes
through a complex cycle, known as the menstrual cycle which
will enable you to have children one day. Every month when
your ovary releases an egg, your body gets ready just in
case you do get pregnant. Hormones called progesterone and
oestrogen work together to make a soft spongy lining of
blood and tissue thicken the inside of the uterus. If the
egg is fertilised it will settle in the lining where it will
be nourished and develop into a baby. If the egg isn’t
fertilised, then the lining of the uterus is not needed
anymore, and your body gets rid of the blood through your
vagina. This is your period. Everyone has slightly different
cycles, but a full cycle usually lasts 28 days. But remember
anywhere between 21 and 35 days is normal! Each period you
have will last from roughly 3 and 7 days.

Most women have periods from between the ages of 9 to 16 and
will continue to have them until they are about 50. At
around this age women’s bodies go through another change
called the menopause.

When you first start your periods you may notice that your
cycle is not very regular. You might not have a period for 2
or 3 months, and when it does come it may last 1 day or 10!
Relax, this is normal. Your body will take a while to settle
down into a regular cycle, which may take 2 or more years.

To help make periods an easier thing to live with there are
many forms of products that you can buy. If you suffer from
stomach cramps a hot water bottle or some primrose oil can
help these to go.



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-03 12:20 [#01520463]
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There are two main products that you can use during your
period: these are pads or tampons. Pads are worn outside
your body, in your underwear. They have a sticky patch on
the back, which keeps them secure inside your underwear.
Tampons are worn inside the body, in the vagina. You can
purchase these products from chemists, supermarkets, some
newsagents and garages. Different products are tailored to
different blood flows. Use whatever feels comfortable for
you. Always remember to change your towel or tampon
regularly.


 

offline boobah from pants on 2005-03-03 13:40 [#01520532]
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don't forget to bring a towel!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-03 13:44 [#01520536]
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Get your red wings yo!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-03 14:38 [#01520570]
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girl you make a nigga wanna fuck!


 


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