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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-02 01:03 [#01518255]
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women have never expressed anything but pity or scorn towards me. I'm still a virgin, though some girl falsely accused me of trying to grope her, in the bus.
Instead of finding a healthy outlet for my sexuality, I eat a lot, and Im getting fatter everyday. I could go the hooker route, I guess, but I really have no money to speak of.
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big
from lsg on 2005-03-02 01:22 [#01518263]
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i dont know
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Exaph
from United Kingdom on 2005-03-02 01:24 [#01518267]
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try knocking one off.. you will burn calories too. win win.
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xceque
on 2005-03-02 01:32 [#01518270]
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You know what they say, a cock in the hand is worth two in a bush.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-03-02 01:33 [#01518271]
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I thought you had posted once about how you fucked a prostitute.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-02 01:36 [#01518273]
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I want one of these
http://www.asiangfe.com/gallery.html
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-03-02 01:39 [#01518274]
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So the story about fucking the prossie wasn't true?
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boobah
from pants on 2005-03-02 01:42 [#01518276]
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Do you whine this much in real life?
maybe that's why people hate you
fatass.
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KADO
from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-02 01:45 [#01518278]
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I would choose Janet....I could look into her blurry eyes all day
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-03-02 01:45 [#01518280]
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What's this thing where you have to lose your virginity as quickly as possible? it's a socially constructed norm which is only there so people reproduce and spend more money.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-03-02 01:46 [#01518282]
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that wasn't aimed at you
whilst i'm at it though, you ultimate heartless cunt
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-03-02 01:54 [#01518283]
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But Im almost 25...
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mimi
on 2005-03-02 01:59 [#01518284]
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hey i have the same underwear as janet
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-03-02 01:59 [#01518285]
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prove it
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mimi
on 2005-03-02 02:02 [#01518287]
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i have to get out of this thread before someone sees me
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-03-02 02:06 [#01518288]
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IS THERE NO JUSTICE AT ALL
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-03-02 04:44 [#01518423]
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youve got to stop being so angry, no girl is gonna ask you out if you have an angry look on your face. or a mopey look. or if you are wearing headphones or eating food, or if you look busy.
put on comfy clothes, go out into the street and smile, smile, smile!
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-02 05:09 [#01518454]
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WHY are you always whining about how miserable your life is..this is the second thread i've read from you that contains a lot of pity for yourself..its not how those wonen see you: its how you see yourself..i think you need some help from a psycho-therapist or something..the solution you're looking for your problems is you..not by thinking stupid acts like taking the easy hooker route will solve anything..but to take responsibility for your own well-being.....do some sports and loose fat if you think thats a problem..you are the one who can change your life.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-03-02 05:11 [#01518455]
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Have you tried not caring? This usually works with me for girls. They kind of start trying to earn your attention.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-03-02 05:11 [#01518456]
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what is it you really want monoid? It's not just sex really is it? You wan't to be more like everyone else? Well what you think may be different to reality. I imgine there are a large number of people your age who are still virgins but they just don't have the guts to fess up to it. YOU CAN BLAME THE MEDIA FOR MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE THIS. THEY FORCE EVERYONE TO BE ROBOTS. HAVE SEX. BE IN FASHION. BE CONFIDENT. SPEND YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN HAVE IT. FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-03-02 05:12 [#01518457]
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"his is the second thread i've read from you that contains a lot of pity for yourself"
where did you get your +3500 points??
on the subject: women are evil and that's that.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-02 05:17 [#01518466]
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i'm sorry but its not the media what drives me to have sex..sex is great...its those hormones combined with women.. you cant help it :you want sex..its natural..
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-03-02 05:19 [#01518469]
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a lot of sociologists would argue with you there. I'm not cos I can't be fucked.
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-03-02 05:20 [#01518470]
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I abstained from sex for three years, so I know how loneliness can get. And females can smell desperation on a male a block away.
Additionally, they usually find fat disqusting. Have you considered something slightly more socially accepted? Like smoking? Or chewing gum/licorice? Maybe pursuing a female closer to your body type?
I hope this advice doesn't sound too insensitive or sarcastic, cause I am trying to help.
PS; when women go around falsly accusing guys (unless you were doing something to provoke it (sarcasm)like handling your nutsack(/sarcasm), generally they are looking for attention. This technique is unfornunate, cause upon application in ideal circumstances, it usually comes out in their favor.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-02 05:23 [#01518478]
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all women are snakes..
tolstoyed: i've read many more threads, but i didn't want to make monoids problems to big..
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-02 07:20 [#01518571]
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women are overrated by at least 100x
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-02 07:44 [#01518596]
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xltronic: excellent misogynists.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-03-02 08:23 [#01518633]
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Yes, hard to believe that men continue to see women in this way, as if they are here just to do whatever men think they ought to do. And to succeed, most women have to conform to male values, such as the excessive drinking and the violent conduct and the heartless business type... It's tragic, really.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-03-02 09:22 [#01518719]
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its a monoid thread
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corrupted-girl
on 2005-03-02 11:10 [#01518892]
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LAZY_TITLE
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-02 11:24 [#01518911]
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The media doesn't make me want to have sex. Testosterone does.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-03-02 11:38 [#01518932]
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you sound like someone i know, and yep he is still a V to, i guess there is really no chance for you, just stop thinking about it and get on with your life....
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-02 12:17 [#01518966]
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It's all to do with pheremones and personality and very little to do with being "attractive" . Being overweight has nothing to do with it, different girls like different types of guy just like us guys like different types of girl.
One "overweight" guy I knew seemed to have a different girl every time I saw him, most of them he met online.
The best advice is be yourself, don't try too hard and something will happen eventually.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-03-02 12:34 [#01518988]
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online lovin yeah yeah yeah
go out dancing and go boudy bousy doooo and act like a dick to girls, and theyll love you.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2005-03-02 12:38 [#01518992]
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Why don't you chase chubbies, they're all sweatily clamouring for fresh meat down at your local Fat Dancehall, and no guy is too ugly.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-03-02 12:42 [#01518998]
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sounds like me and you should go clubbin' everyone i know seems to think i am strange if i stick to the modus operandi you posted, i need some partners in crime
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-03-02 12:45 [#01519000]
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I like the idea of a Fat Dancehall.
It'd be sweet.
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