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Why doesn't ecnadniarb like braindance any more ? -> cuz he has broken his mirror Why does horsefactory like spending week-ends in france ? -> because he loves the "sam d" Why did nacmat like the film microcosmos ? -> because he is found of antcam What time is it when you are bore on the messageboard ? -> qrter past nince ok, those sucks but maybe you could find good ones... |
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ahh, crickets... |
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*dodges tumbleweed* |
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xltrite |
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it's not easy to write jokes when it's not your first language, especially plays of words =x |
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that's true. try making some up in french. i think they would be funnier if i didn't understand them at all. |
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Phobiazero and a tomatoe was crossing a road when Phobia gets run over by a car. The tomatoe looks at him and says "wankshot!" |
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yeah but u have english-sounding names ! |
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analord |
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Pourquoi Combo a-t-il traversé la route ? Pour obtenir à l'autre côté. |
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so thecrimsonguard walks into a bar and asks combo for a beer...... |
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"that's the largest lager i've ever seen," says thecrimsonguard. "yes, it's rather tall indeed," replies combo. then the bartender says the punchline which of course is: |
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big? |
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hahaha... wow, i didn't think there actually was an answer. |
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awesome! |
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Q) Why did Phobiazero fill a bathtub with chips, lie naked in it, rub shit over his cock, vomit into his own anus and ejaculate all over his hands before forcing them both into his bile-drenched mouth and falling unconscious? A) Because it was his birthday. |
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have you been listening to neil hamburger, america's funnyman? if not, you should. |
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bahhaa |
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Ha ha, I saw him live yesterday at ATP! He was ace. |
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outstanding! he's one of my favorites! :D |
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in french, the answer means nothin... |
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i think this thread is fake. i'm waiting until the official release |
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='( |
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i don't understand any french. i used an online translator to create that nonsense. it isn't funny even when translated. |
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i translated the joke : Why Combo did it cross the road? To obtain at the other side. |
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by the way you should have said : "I do not include/understand French I used a translator on line to create this nonsense. it funny when is not even translated. " |
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i stand corrected. |
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Q: It's like buying a car and loosing your drivers license at the same time. A: Qrter. |
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Ok, so whats everyones opinion on the first leak of this thread? |
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i like it. it could be it. i'm 61,8 % sure. |
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why does xltronic smell of b.o? because nobody washes! |
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Q How many xltronics does it cross to change an road? A Internettle bulb |
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Why did X L T? Because U R P! |
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Q. how many webmasters does it take to fix a search function? A. well the answer warrents a B8. because its obviously more than two *runs and hides |
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obara : if you think it's a great film why only 3/5 ? tridenti : 3.5 isn't that bad, is it. and the barman says : why the long face ? |
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Perhaps because it's not between my fave films? Christ, obara just became the redrum of 2006. I'm gonna run and scream. |
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haha |
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how much time did you spend making those? |
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christ, what's wrong with your sense of humour ? |
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Q: Why this month donations are so low? A: Corrupted-girl take her %s |
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'a guest' in a diner calls over the waiter and complains of a 'fleetmouse' in his soup |
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you build a baseball field and one night meho, sine, gonzola, polar bear and andreas appear in it whats the movie? (you are not kevin costner) |
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This is fucking awful. |
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Phobiazero enters an office - ARISTOCRATS! |
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