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yann_g
from now on 2005-02-27 13:06 [#01515030]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker
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In the beginning - a complete god feels incomplete and decides to create.
Heaven - an all-powerful god decides he needs help and creates angels.
Earth - god creates plants, day, and light before he creates the sun - and later infuses photosynthesis.
Garden of Eden - a just god tests and deceives Adam. Angels & Animals - god gives angels the desire to procreate with humans, and then create hybrids.
The Flood - god decides the world is too wicked and fixes it by killing all but eight humans.
Moses & Egypt - god kills innocent children, then rewards the Israelites with 40 years in the desert, maggots, and death.
Jesus - god chooses violence as a solution and kills his own son to appease his anger.
Hell - god uses negative reinforcement to make humans do what he wanted all along.
Conclusion - god is either completely mentally underdeveloped, or he is false (in either case Christians are mentally underdeveloped).
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2005-02-27 13:07 [#01515034]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular
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come on my selector!!!
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