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offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 13:06 [#01515030]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker



In the beginning - a complete god feels incomplete and
decides to create.
Heaven - an all-powerful god decides he needs help and
creates angels.
Earth - god creates plants, day, and light before he creates
the sun - and later infuses photosynthesis.
Garden of Eden - a just god tests and deceives Adam.
Angels & Animals - god gives angels the desire to procreate
with humans, and then create hybrids.
The Flood - god decides the world is too wicked and fixes it
by killing all but eight humans.
Moses & Egypt - god kills innocent children, then rewards
the Israelites with 40 years in the desert, maggots, and
death.
Jesus - god chooses violence as a solution and kills his own
son to appease his anger.
Hell - god uses negative reinforcement to make humans do
what he wanted all along.
Conclusion - god is either completely mentally
underdeveloped, or he is false (in either case Christians
are mentally underdeveloped).


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-02-27 13:07 [#01515034]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



come on my selector!!!


 


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