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.. let me tell you about my mother." *Bam! [Bladerunner] I see her for the first time in 4 years on monday. Weird! she's back from living in Oz and is gonna be around for about 4 months before shooting off to the states, where she lived for about 7 years before Oz. Its pretty wierd cos she's more like a distant aunt and there's always this strange "i should act motherly" vibe from her and a "stop acting like my mother" vibe from me. I reckon a sheet of wallpaper has more motherly instincts than her so the next few weeks is gonna be a bizare game of happy families. I can just see myself freezing up if she tries to hug me and its a horrible feeling. I'll play her some autechre. |
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Well look on the gright side at least you still get to see yours! It can't really be very nice for it to feel like that, it shouldn't really. Good luck! |
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another strange thing is that she's such a head-in-the-clouds happy-go-lucky person and i got the exact same traights so when we meet i'm reminded of myself in her, even though she didn't raise me really. It all adds to this whacky psychological soup of emotions and regret and resentment and oh-well-life-i-must-go-on-ness. Don't even get me started on my stoned-all-his-life father! |
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that's an awkward situation..my grandad was left by him mother when he was born and she moved out of the country so they saw each other on quite rare occassions, perhaps 14days once per every two years or so..he never had a very good opinion on her but he was still going there for visits and was helping her around.. mothers are just one of those people you can't hate i suppose.. |
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i enjoy your personal stories :) good luck i think it might be the discontinuety of the whole thing that makes it weird if she was just in the states all the time you could see eachother every month or so, over dinner maybe, and you'd work out the way your relationship is |
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silly antorpolyognimorphimites. |
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Maybe you can truly break your vows of celibacy with her, and become the first literal motherfucker on the board ? |
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:( |
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was followup to mWm |
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I'm just saying you're silly with all your "kinship" and "relationships" and things like that. Everyone in my species is a clone, so this is all quite absurd to me. |
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Yeah. I got the same thing with my mom, only I see her once a year instead of once every four. Its kind of an awkward 'I am supposed to love you but I don't know you at all and I probly woudn't like you had we been introduced by friends' kind of feeling. |
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marlowe: doesn't fucking your mother make me that as well? tight |
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No. I think that puts you right up on par with everybody else on this board. Maybe we should inform him of the stench, so that he can inform her of it next time. Its not nice letting a nice woman walk around with a smelly pussy. |
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It would if you had fucked my mother, but you haven't. |
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i misread sorry we're cool again |
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Must have been your pops in drag then... no wonder it was tight. |
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Yeah, I think we've all fucked marlowe's mother. I think I even remember catching my goldfish fucking her once. |
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Well I haven't seen my father since I was five, so who knows, maybe it was. |
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Weren't you the cretin who once gloated about how good you are at putting people down? |
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Not really. That was kind of a joke. I was the cretin who said I had naked pictures of your mom. |
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Honestly, sometimes I have a tenancy to joke around with people like I would in real life, and half the time I forget that things like tone of voice and sarcasm don't always come through in text. So if I ever say anything that makes you mad, it would be best just to take it with a grain of salt and what have you. Generally, I have nice intentions. |
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"mother, my mother, what a surprise, she isn't...quite herself today." |
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now that i got that shit of my chest, i'm looking forward to seeing the aul dear! |
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