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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:00 [#01499812]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Hello, I am Smath Hathimule, *your* xltronic guidance
councelor.

*mumbles rest of thread unenergetically* something..
something.. Yeah, this thread is very good so far. I will
post it. OH LOOK4 THERE"S POMME, HA HA HA HA, THE XLTRONIC
JESTER!! HA HA HA4 DO A TRICK POMME DE TERRE4 DO A TRICK! HA
HA HA4 YOU WEAR A FUNNY HAT!

*everyone gives their attention to pomme de terre, awaiting
an entertaining trick*

BAM! He closes the thread! HA HA HA4 THAT WAS A *GOOD*
TRICK, ha ha ha, NO MORE PEANUS FOR YOU! HA HA, OH STOP
*STOP*

LLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL, oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I meant
to type "peanuts" not "peaNUS"!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*clears throat*... "so, that said and of course applying it
to what *you* want out of xltronic, there's nothing you
can't do. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything.
For now just keep posting and having fun and getting good
grades and repao jie japog aj epfj o *die*

*revives self to push post button then dies again*


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-15 09:05 [#01499818]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Do you make all of your Amazing Avatars?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-15 09:08 [#01499821]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



surely there must be a script sneakattack or someone could
write that would steal all the wmw posts and archive them in
a monthly magazine or apple ii floppy disk...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:08 [#01499822]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Well at least my manic depression peaked above 2 below the
mean for the first time in 123 years. It was a brief handful
of seconds but I enjoyed them while them lasted.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 09:08 [#01499823]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



I don't want to be the xltronic jester.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-15 09:10 [#01499824]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker | Followup to pomme de terre: #01499823



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahahahahahahha! nice one, hilarious! :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:13 [#01499829]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Yes, *all* of my viewtiful avaters are created by w M w
technology systems or stolen from others and patented before
their creator does. At w M w technology systems, we pride
ourselfs, on quality avatars of all widths, heights speeds
and file size. We've been in the avatar business for 34
years. Our staff is bla bla bla and * so when you're in the
market for an avatar, remember *commercial jingle* star
double o x meathoff.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:16 [#01499830]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to pomme de terre: #01499823



AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHH HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!

*nearly topples the table while pointing at pomme and makes
"OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?!" expressions to everyone*

DO IT AGAIN!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:17 [#01499831]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Remember when horsefactory made that program that lets the
user input whether qrter should do a sommersault or a
backflip? I lost it. Does anyone have a zip or something
they can email me?


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-15 09:25 [#01499837]
Points: 8197 Status: Lurker | Followup to pomme de terre: #01499823 | Show recordbag



HA HA4 NO MORE PEANUS FOR YOU!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-15 09:25 [#01499838]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



oh man ive wanted to do a crap all day, and i still have to
wait another 2 hours before i can go home and let it out!
every time i jump, i can feel it land a split second aftr i
do! i cannot eat or drink anything, for fear of it growing
larger!

help me, councelor w M w! what should i do?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cloningwrong.html


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:26 [#01499839]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Oh... OOPS, I dropped an animation in this thread.
*obviously places animation in thread on purpose* I really
hate to brag, but *while* it's here you might as *well*
discuss how awesome it is.

Ahh.. using these versatile "lintball" characters, ie "*" is
so much easier than using italics.


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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-15 09:35 [#01499843]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #01499839



gah quit holding out on me man! its getting itchy! it hurts
when i bend over - and it hurts when i straighten back up
again!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 09:35 [#01499844]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



*wafts a poot into thread*


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 09:35 [#01499846]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01499838



I have some good news and some bad news. First the bad news;
you will probably just have to wait out the next few hours.
But don't fret. The good news is that w M w technology
systems has a patent on a little device called the
Freecrapper. Oderless and entirely concealable, you will
never have to use a restroom again... and no one will *ever*
know! It is yours for only 69 pyke smeths.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-15 09:55 [#01499855]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



thanks i'll buy two - one for each cheek.

gah theres gotta be something you, i cant wait 2 hours,
every time i fart the lil fella pokes head out for a look
round! i can feel him following me everywhere i run, and if
i stop suddenly he crashes into my bladder!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-02-15 10:22 [#01499883]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



would it help if i put some salt up there? anyone here tried
that?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-02-15 10:56 [#01499918]
Points: 4650 Status: Regular



wasn't me...


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-02-15 11:01 [#01499926]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



i used to get newsletters from aphextwin.nu and ive recieved
a few from xltronic.com

i like ian knoll


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-02-15 11:10 [#01499934]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



potatoes and helicopters are my headphones.


 


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