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Shocking. Snooker player Jimmy White has changed his name to James Brown, by Deedpoll so it's legally binding, on the behest of his new sponsor, makers of H P (Brown) Sauce. What a fucking cretinous piece of shit. |
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I almost want to care. |
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this will lead to much confusion. man A: i want to go to a james brown concert man B: who, the james brown that sings or the james brown that playes snooker? man A: the one who sings. man B: oh that james brown |
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well, hes playin on tv right now. and it says jimmy white.... |
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ditto... almost. : ) |
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www.almostawebsite.com |
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I want to laugh but I just can't quite bring it to my lips. |
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it's not legally binding because he's only changed his name, and not all his financial & other records |
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it would be better if paul hunter changed his name to cunter |
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He's threatening to sue the BBC because they won't call him Brown. However, if the BBC did call him Brown they would be breaking their rules on sponsorship, so can't. The snooker authorities won't call him Brown either because he entered the tournament as White and all their publicity and promo materials have him named as White. |
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fuck that old fart. he can change his name to jimmy two times for all i care. |
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I used to think he was pretty cool. But then I guess he's always been like this selling his name to a computer snooker game in the early 90s... |
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make ronnie rocket. |
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"I used to think he was pretty cool." *pictures netlon tearing down the jimmy white posters off his bedroom wall, smashing his jimmy white mugs and snapping his autographed pool cue* |
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No more whirlwind! Damn him! |
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heh :D I hope that Ding character meets O'Sullivan in the final - they're my two faves |
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O'Sullivan beat Dott yesterday, didn't he? God, i hope so. last time i saw it was 5-3 to O'Sullivan. I can't stand the Dottman. what a tragic looking figure. |
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6-3. Dott also has a tragically timbred voice - very soft and high. Ding dismantled Doherty! Got a 141 and was on for a 147 if he hadn't had a Kick! BBCi is awesome! Live and interrupted coverage of all the matches! Hail the BBC ! |
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he is about to pot the pink ball. and for those of you watching in black and white, the pink ball is the one next to the yellow ball. |
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