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hi :) |
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HEY I need to convince a girl to have sex with me, but I am only good at communicating with threats. what should I do? How about I just punch her. ACTUALLY my best idea is to follow her around and smell her shoulder at all possible moments. I hope you sincerely enjoyed this, you villains |
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I have decided, in my infinite boredom, that I am taking over this thread. my threads are pretty shitty, so I'd like to bring down others to this level of depravity. |
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A small rat, when forced with the opportunity of space flight, may evolve into a mutant hsjkcmt (a native of 32j4h2k3), complete with laser brains and speed claws. THE END |
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600 camels, all unwashed for centuries, heaped in a pile. Can you imagine the smell?!?!?! The crotch of an antelope is actually worse. FUCK |
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haha. that's just A+. i suggest something better - if you want to have this girl have sex w/ you b/c your cro-magnon genes are freaking out at the fact that you need to reproduce and reproduce NOW, maybe you can resort to a 5-minute jerkoff session in the bathroom. try to aim for the toilet water, not the seat. thanks! |
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No no no NO! 27.. 32.. oh ok I see what you're saying. yeah 90 is nop. QT 3.14 |
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`(p \/ q) = `p /\ `q |
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oh shit I didn't see what you wrote when I pressed post. She's a really bright girl in one of my courses, so that's what makes me so excited. I am not horny so I am in no need of immediate dick-massaging. I may use the old trick of getting a female friend to do some mind control for me, which may backfire and cause many laughs, which is great. now I feel guilty for ruining your thread, sorry =( |
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2p V ~2p |
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hey korben! long time :) |
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" a 5-minute jerkoff session in the bathroom" lol....NEVER hurt anyone.... clean those pipes out my friend. |
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this thread was born to die. |
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oh holy shit! how about p <=> q is equivalent to (p /\ q) \/ (!p /\ !q) |
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hullo ;) ... howzit? |
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sneakattack: tell her that you like the sound of pipes making pipe-like noises. and that mustard greens are high in calcium. she may get a hard-on just from hearing those few words .... |
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korben: you'll have to give me msn info again.. got a new account, lost old one... and you can email me at... you'll never guess... phenomenologist at gmail dot com |
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haha ;) u got mail |
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I was going to tell her about the calcium deposits on the poles of Europa (why didn't huygens land there?!?!). I guess calcium is a sure fire pick! Thanks for the advice! Armed with this new knowledge, I am prepared for marriage! We answer the most questions in that class, so we'll probably have a reason to fight after class at some point. Awesome. Dialectic is the essence of conversation. WHAT THE FUCK |
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hey jenf, did you write ? |
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no, god no. who do you think i am??!?! your googling was WRONG! :) |
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Holy shit I want to marry whoever wrote that. xoxoxoxoxo |
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Oh and I was just about to suggest: Have you tried treating her like shit? |
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i actually came across it some time ago and when i saw your username it reminded me of it. well then, carry on... :) |
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if she eats meat, it's possible she could be infected w/ small traces of e.coli - thus, if you eat her poopers, you may also get sick. OR... she may have travelled to a country w/ crappy water, and caught hepatitis A, and then you eat her stinky brown friend and then BOOM. you have hepatitis A. unless you got the twinrix vaccination. oh and thecurbcreeper - that girl may be asian like myself but looking at her pics on her site, she looks like she can't handle a good cock in mouth joke. :) |
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I said "TREAT HER LIKE SHIT" not "EAT IT" |
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we are such fucking losers; we always get so damned rabid when an energetic female is around. BOOOOO |
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everyone knows it takes more backhands to subdue the energetic ones |
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oh did you? i should go back to your comment. i dont know why i ALWAYS read it as 'eat her shit' :) OOPS |
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hey now, let's not be cliche. Stupid comments like that reinforce the belief that males are stupid. |
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hey you. how you been? |
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it's the internet with all of that spamming of japanese shit porn. Really, I wonder if the people who had central roles in internet shits just pace rooms all day trying to gouge their brains out (uhh or something). Tim Berners-Lee is probably an emotional wreck. ok I'm spouting total bullshit, back to work. |
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what the hell is your msn info again? im on a new account.. |
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missspinnings@hotmail.com |
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you know what's really funny? like really fucking funny? i went to this restaurant/bar with a couple of friends and we met this other group of people, and there was this blonde guy who was pretty cool at first - then we drank a bit and well.. started getting into the whole 'sex' joke talk, and i made some crack about the asian girl porn where she acts like she's in pain or not enjoying it and he had this confused look on his face.. like he didn't understand wtf we were talking about.. then my bf says to him 'what do you mean you dont know what we're talking about? you've never seen asian porn?'. the guy nods no. then bf responds with 'do you even have the INTERNET?' haha.. what a loser! |
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lol? |
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Well I'm glad he can't access the internet. I'm really going to restrict my access to school next semester, so my home is really toxin free. Yeah I hate how cross-gender discussions almost always fall into sex talk. I can avoid that one on one, but in groups, always gets ruined like that. I mean with so many years of life, there really are better things to discuss than our most primal, ancestrally inherited desires. BAH |
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like what? what else is there to talk about besides sex? come on! socks? socks revert to sex (ie. red hot chili peppers). peppers? hot. hot? hot sex. see .. word associations always brings us back to making babies. |
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hey corrupted-girl, I finally started to really like boc, though that's from mhtrtc, not from geogaddi. Do you know 'forest moon'? still my favorite track. |
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Your senses take in gobs of data every wakeful instant, and our brain is processing data constantly (even when--maybe especially--when sleeping). We get so much from life, it's really sad to talk about something microbes can do, especially when opinions are usually not so well formed or differentiated. Though I talked shit about the internet, put almost anything into google to see what to talk about. Most people have enough topics on call to bring up something everyone will enjoy, and if you're with good, genuinely curious people, basically anything can serve the proper depth. |
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that's great! i'm proud of you ;) |
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\-/ stinks, -] stink s.t. plank foot /\ stink attack -> (stink attack \/ winky butt) |
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paypaling money to you now for creating the greatest thing ever. thank you. |
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