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I will pretend to be someone else on the internet. The persona I create will embody all the shallow things that I hate. What music he likes, what car he drives, how much time he spends in the mirror, the gay tv shows he watches...etc. Then I will take this online persona and hunt down attractive women to meet up with me in person. When the arrive there waiting to meet the man of their dreams, the actually meet ME instead. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Can anyone top such bastardlyness? I'm seriously going to do it. |
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wouldnt that just be a waste of your time though? |
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Not if it brings me years of happy memories and laughter. |
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I want everyone else to list their most bastardly pranks, and/or ones they'd like to do. |
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mmmmm *huffs corn cob pipe* indeed Mr Brimley indeed! |
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I think it would be fun to turn a child against their parents. Yeah, that would be swell. |
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my favorite prank is to tell an old lady that their grandchildren have payed them a surprise visit, then throw a pie at their face. |
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does the pie contain such as scorpions |
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Of course. Scorpion pies are my trademark. |
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great prank: The Spiderman this is basically where you fuck your girlfriend, and before you ejaculate, you pull out and jizz on your hand. when she asks why you did that, you fling the semen in her face a la Spiderman. |
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you can even do it on your own and in your own face! just as much fun and less hassle. |
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waha. she'll just trump in your face |
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how do you spend time in the mirror? HAHAHAH |
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OMG OMG OMG Another good one is when you are doing a girl in the ass, pretend you just came, then when she turns around to kiss you, blow it in her eye. |
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*throws semen everywhere* |
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I swear when you aren't throwing poop everywhere, its something equally as nasty. |
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*throws a poop/semen covered ann coulter at weatheredstoner* |
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you've outdone yourself. |
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One time I decietfully said to somebody "I'm not going to cut your head off" then after I let this sink in to make them feel safe and secure, *wack* I chopped it off. It was hilarious. |
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WICKED |
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There was some (factual) book where a guy did something similar; A guy he knew IRL ripped him off/slandered him or something, so he set about taking revenge. He basically found out all this guys tastes and acted online as this bloke's dream girl. He strung him along for over a year! |
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didnt they do that storyline on neighbours? when i was young i was having a picnic in a park, when a wasp flew into my sandwich. i closed the bread around it, trapping it, then walked over to a goose and fed it the live wasp sandwich. True story. |
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i'll bet it turns out that all the chicks weatheredstoner knows are playing this very same prank on him... |
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When I was a kid there was this guy who hung around with us, he was a couple of years older than us and a bit slow. But because we hung out with him he didn't beat us up as badly as he did the other kids. We used to play on old railroad sidings, where the track was missing we used to ride our bikes down the embankments and make ramps at the bottom. One January we dared said slow kid to lick the track, it was frozen and his tongue stuck to the frozen metal. I ran up the track a little and started stamping on the track he was stuck to screaming there was a train coming. He nearly tore his tonge claen off but remained stuck to the track. Then one of my friends said we needed water, but we are miles from home. So eight or so 13 year olds stand round and piss on the guys tongue to free him from the oncoming train. When he gets up covered in piss, tongue hanging from his mouth he says, "fffank yew", looks around realises there is no train, parts of the track were missing. We see the cogs turning in his head, his face turns from relefe to rage. We scatter and Pissface Ripley never hangs out with us again... |
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yeah, i figure two can play at this game. |
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haha, thats awfuls. |
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And, I once offered a stupid kid that went to our local pub, a ride home my convertable car that was parked outside. I told him to get in and wait for me. About ten minutes later the real owner came back to his car to see a very exited gormless guy in the car. The stupid kid didn't understand what was going on and nearly beat the crap out of the cars owner for trying to steal my car! Luckely the cars owner looked up to see us looking out of the pup window and defused the situation.... |
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well.. I once changed this guys jägermaister shot with soy-sauce... on the same night we called his girlfriend in another city from his cell and told her he'd gone mental and was beating us... she halfway believed us, 'cause he was making a hell of a ruckus what with the soy-shot and us having stolen his cell to tell his girlfriend he was being a violent bastard... he also had to pay all taxi-fees that night since we ran away... |
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