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*end transmission* It was a mechanized birth in an age and place without heroes; the aesthetic equivalent of a machine pooping in reverse. Ignorantly, retards gave birth to retards who were concurrently giving birth to retards in a miracle that appeared to defy the laws of matter. The progress of the system lacked improvement and was actuQally set upQQQ in a way to speQQQcifically seQQQQQQQQQlect against it. QQQQQQQQQQQQWE ARE THE Q'S. YOUR TEXT IS POOR IN Q QUANTITY AND IS NOT WELCOqME HEqqRE. qqqIf anyone wqqants to help me revive gqmork, I need 100 people and/or muppets to sacrifice before the spell will work. In 10 days lobsters will have evolved intelligence rivaling that of humans. Some of our culture will rub off on them and come october they will celebrate halloween, only instead of dressQQing up as witchesQ and skeletons, they wiQQQll dresQQQQQQQQWE ARE THE Q'S. DO NOT TYPE FURTHER OR WE WILL ATTACK YOU. qqs up aqqqqqs witches and exoskeletqqons. Or possibly just as guts since it is difficult to distinguish a haunted exoskeleton from a normal lobster. Then again that's what makes them scary. I have never revived anyone before and am hoping that if Gmork now exists as the half digested food in the digestive track(s) of whatever ate him, that the revival will make them explode. Later we have a line of noise making and tazing drones march across the entire continent of Eurasia to drive all its animals into a bottleneck that leads to a slaughter factory. My favorite fruit is carrots. Ok, Gmork has been revived. Only I forgot that this imperfect spell increases the retardation of anything revived. Now he says "BING" after every sentence and has been oblivious to self causeFd injuries on nuFFmeroFFFFFFus ocFFcasFFions.FFFFFFFFWE ARE THE F'S. WE KNOW OUR ENEMIES, THE Q'S, ARE HIDING AROUND HERE. FORFEIT THEM AND WE WILL NOT HAR *begin transmission* |
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You always write such longs posts that are about nothing. They're sometimes quite fucking amusing though. |
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That is a very thoughest internet web post. |
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I enjoyed that. |
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hahahQQQaQ... QQthat wQas greQQQQQQQQast. |
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Since my posts are so awesome I have chosen to bump this, hell forbid should anyone have not read it, to make a *very* special xltronic announcment! I... ladies and gentlemen, will be augmenting this current avatar using my patented frame compressing technique for the next few weeks, days, or seconds. Watch in awe as it grows into a masterpiece! I knew you would be excited. |
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