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[WTF] is Imhotep and Gruntels
 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 20:31 [#01492326]
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Would someone please clear up some board jargon haze I've
been experience for the past few weeks.... fill me in on
what exaclty imhotep (in my honest opinion something?) and
GRUNTELS (spelled with ascii) mean.

kthxbye.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-02-08 20:33 [#01492327]
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What does imhotep mean?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 20:37 [#01492332]
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um, well, it's the name of the an ancient egyptian high
priest that was diefied and known as 'the son of Ptah'.

that's the real life definition, but why do people sometimes
say it on this messageboard?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 20:38 [#01492333]
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deified*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-08 20:38 [#01492334]
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They are both forms of rukspoken.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 20:38 [#01492335]
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what is that????


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-02-08 20:39 [#01492336]
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I know really............


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-08 20:41 [#01492339]
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can someone tell me who sudarm is and what nucular terr is


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-08 20:50 [#01492345]
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gruntels sounds like one of those things desperately triyng
to be funny


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-08 20:52 [#01492349]
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it's like fnord, only smaller.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-08 20:54 [#01492350]
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clims


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 21:00 [#01492354]
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is it kinda like 'skizzitybop goatse gurg'?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 21:09 [#01492368]
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well at any rate I'm writing a track called "Imhotep and
Gruntels"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-08 21:11 [#01492371]
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i think we all just like laughing at nonsense. it's best to
just go with the flow and pretend like you know what's going
on.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-08 21:13 [#01492377]
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"it's best to just go with the flow and pretend like you
know what's going on."

hahaha, that quote is a fav+



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-08 21:57 [#01492394]
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imho = in my honest opinion... i dunno about tep


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-09 10:08 [#01492764]
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*bump*

sorry guys but I still dont know.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-09 10:08 [#01492768]
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clims is the answer


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-09 10:11 [#01492776]
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clims


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-02-09 10:14 [#01492784]
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What's a "penis"?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 10:18 [#01492794]
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boys havea penis and girls havea vagina


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 10:24 [#01492814]
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frampt


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-02-09 10:24 [#01492815]
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amazing.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-09 10:28 [#01492824]
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*sigh*


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-02-09 10:29 [#01492826]
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i think gruntels is a word made up by our beloved member
chihiro.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-09 10:30 [#01492830]
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i already answered your question


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 10:30 [#01492831]
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yup


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-09 10:31 [#01492837]
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there HAS to be some deeper meaning behind it all.... I just
KNOW it....

ok its a bunch of bollocks =p


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-09 10:33 [#01492840]
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Fnord


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-02-09 10:35 [#01492846]
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the meaning of gruntels changes each time it is used. it
could mean "yes, i agree" or "aha! it is I, chihiro and i
condone of this thead".


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-02-09 10:37 [#01492851]
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Imhotep
Other Names: Imhetep.

Patron of: architecture and the sciences.

Appearance: a man dressed in the robes of a noble
with the punt beard and carrying the tools of a builder.

Not really a god in the truest sense of the word, Imhotep
was a deified man. He was originally the chief architect,
grand vizier, physician, and scientist under Zoser (III
Dynasty, c.2635-2570 BC). He designed the Step Pyramid at
Saqqara and formulated the architectural theories that would
lead to the construction of the Pyramids of Giza only a few
generations later. He was also an accomplished astronomer
and physician.

After his death a cult sprang up dedicated to him. It
quickly grew in popularity among the learned people of Egypt
(Imhotep's life had occurred during a sort of Renaissance)
and continued for many centuries. His followers believed him
to be the son of Ptah, the architect of the entire
universe.

Worship: Worshipped widely throughout Egypt, he even
had a flourishing cult in Greece where he was identified
with Asclepius, another deified man and the god of healing.



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-09 10:37 [#01492852]
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this thread is gruntels


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-02-09 10:37 [#01492853]
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thats just your opinion man.

'imhotep'


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-02-09 10:40 [#01492859]
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indeed. it's all down to the individual user's imagination
what the meaning could be. genious really.

arnold vosloo is imhotep.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-02-09 12:00 [#01493059]
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here is the true spelling of the mysterious word:

G®uN†€¬S



 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-02-09 12:21 [#01493084]
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sounds like something a gnome or a hobbit would say.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 12:35 [#01493097]
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Someone said gruntels was just trying to be funny
(desperately funny).
some people miss the point. i also think rukspoken is a form
of gruntels and not the otherway round.

FlyAgaric: G®uN†€¬S.



 

offline uzim on 2005-02-09 12:45 [#01493107]
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a rukspook is a masturbation ghost, or a ghost somewhat
related with masturbation.

i don't know about gruntels really.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 12:50 [#01493110]
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I'm not really sure, but i think that's one of the only
things gruntels isn't.


 

offline blouebulle from Joburg on 2005-02-09 12:51 [#01493111]
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yeah rukspoken was here before gruntels. chihiro came up
with gruntels, and rukspoken is a dutch word for the ghosts
of sperm that dies on your hand after jerking off. just to
clear that up.


 

offline blouebulle from Joburg on 2005-02-09 12:54 [#01493112]
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imhotep is just an egyptian dude, but its fun to say because
it resembles imho, and imhotep was an incredibly smart dude
who did a lot for egyptian culture and science. and
sometimes its wise to add imho to a post. you get banned for
the zaniest stuff these days.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-02-09 12:54 [#01493113]
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:D!!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 12:54 [#01493114]
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Wrong, gruntels came before everything! chihiro is a simple
messenger.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 12:55 [#01493116]
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Really subtle first post btw, not at all a giveaway.


 

offline blouebulle from Joburg on 2005-02-09 12:55 [#01493117]
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Okay.


 

offline blouebulle from Joburg on 2005-02-09 12:56 [#01493119]
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i'm just a friend of him really. not a double accont this
time.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 13:00 [#01493126]
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Haha! of whom? chihiro? or was that another giveaway? :)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-02-09 13:04 [#01493134]
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oh he's gone now, maybe he really is "his" friend.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-02-09 13:09 [#01493139]
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rukspoken = wankshot?

now it can be told


 

offline uzim on 2005-02-09 14:05 [#01493187]
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haunted wankshots!!

crazy


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