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"I am able to control my yogurty payload for up to 74 seconds." At this point you should insert a finger in her anus with as much force/accuracy as you can muster |
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it's a good thing girls excel at being absolute zeros at math! |
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hey, what's wrong with Tool? |
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nothing. tool rocks. |
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baby, youd give jebus a semi |
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I've got analord 10 |
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that's the best pickup line ever! "want to come back to my place and listen to it?" |
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Want to go behind some rocks and get a little boulder? |
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I dont fuck dumb bitches so why are you even talking to me? |
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all my chat ups end in blank stares and blinking (from the girl), followed by her walking away without a word. I'd say a slap was a result. |
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i believe that belongs in the "how to tell a girl to fuck off" thread. |
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well with an avatar like that I'm not surprised. |
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Hey, there's no I in you. I think I should change that. |
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Your mum liked it when I did this... |
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Are you bleeding at the moment? |
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Do you squirt? |
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Hi, are you barren. |
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Get your coat...you'll need it to cover yourself up after I rip your top off. |
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Would you like me to cut you? |
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You have lovely teeth...keep quiet and you can keep them. |
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Looking into your eyes reminds me of the last girl. |
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HaHa! Terrible! |
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It must be fate that our paths have crossed tonight. I was just commenting on the way here how a good girl is hard to find these days but I had a special feeling about tonight. What is your name by the way? Doesn't matter because names are trivial when it comes to the sexual bond between a male and a female. Would you like to discuss this further in an automobile back to my place of abode? I sincerely hope you would, as it would bring me great joy and satifisfaction to be in your company this fine evening. I await your response with the most baited of breath........ ..... ....... ......... |
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My last girlfriend died :( She died the same way as the others. |
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They'd be sold by that up until you said 'abode' |
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Would you mind me whispering sweet nothings in your ear? In that case would you mind me ramming my cock up your tunnel'o'love? |
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Would you like to get a taxi back to my fuck hole so I can fuck your fuck hole? |
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would that have been better...it wasn't an offer BTW IMHO. |
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The moment I saw you I wanted to wrap my arms around you and never let go. (This one actually worked for me) |
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He's looking for ones that don't work but should I think? |
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OH ones that don't work? Hmm, there are the obvious ones like. Roses are red, Violets are blue, but violets should be violet surely? I think someone is lying to us here... ..get your coat quick we need to go and investigate. |
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haha |
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my ex said that a mexican guy told her: "Yo girl, I'm so hung I could be fuckin' BBQin' on the grill in the yard and you could be takin a shower upstairs and I could still be fuckin that shit." |
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Is that her fantasy? why did she tell you this? |
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Usually I fuck fistfuls of my own excrement but I'll make an exception for you |
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that's rancid |
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hi i'm mike, mike hunt if you can't finish that drink finish on mine do you know how adam and eve had children i wish somebody would show me is that hair getting in the way, cause it will be for me are you shaved or a good girl i hope your cunt is'nt small and swelled, i hate fucking toddlers |
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do you know how to get blood stains out of clothes because my nephews is impossible |
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