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thats the spirt. its purely an experiment in sexual frustration. It should be a bit of a laugh anyway. (i love it when kramer waltzes in and slams down 100 bucks on th table a day after the bet is on. And i love it when you see em all asleep so soundly when the contest ends). Realistically, i give myself .... 2 weeks max. But my damn eyes are already glazing over. At lunchtime today, there were many many pretty girls sauntering around and i swear they knew what i was up to...! Jesus, Buddah and Allah help me! |
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hahah, it's funny cause they discover the beautiful girl across the apartment buildings with her curtains open and she exercises in the nude. and they are all just drooling at the window ... and the kramer just goes "mmm yeah" and walks away into his apartment, then jerry and george keep talking and you kinda forget about kramer then all of a sudden he comes back just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP slams the $100 on the table and goes "WELL IM OUT" lol |
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lol when they first come up with the bet, elaine decides she wants in and they're all like "oh no no no, it's different for a girl" jerry> "with guys, it's something we have to do , like shaving" elaine> "oh that's rediculous, i shave my legs!" kramer " .... not everday!" |
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a totally great episode indeed. |
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I live only for The Glade *glee* |
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maybe ill throw this epside on my web server tonight, you guys gotto keep this threa d bumped, if it goes down past the 1st page IM DOOMED |
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without jerking off, i got nothing in my life to look forward to. |
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imagine everyone who was going to Glade again this year, took up the challenge starting now.... it'd be the horniest orgy of electronica ever by the time we got there. The dells of Berkshire (now called Jerkshire) would flow white with procreational lather. I think we should make this a worldwide event. I think Valentines Day would be an appropriate target. Anyone lasting beyond that is deemed a master.... anyone goes a month (say april fools day) would be grandmaster. I wonder could you go...too... far. Is there a limit from which the joys of oninism will never be experienced again? (perhaps the pope has reached his and his "throat" infection is really a case of extreme-monkeyspank deprivation)... i mean... have you seen him stand up recently? Nope! I'm off for the weekend ...wish me luck and may my hands keep to the less sticky pursuits of sock-unfolding, waving, fork-using and keyfumbling. |
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omg that's a scary thought Hundreds of people that havent had a fiddle for aaaages on mushrooms listening to plaid O_o I'd be cowering in a corner! |
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This was a great episode. Many laughs were had! I think i am going to talk to a couple of my buddies about this. I have one guy in mind. He literally fucks every day. He wont even hang out with us unless girls are around. He is the perfect victim. I could make $$ off of that! :D |
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Yes, but are you still master of your domain? |
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help! |
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in my opinion, this thread is "self-wankery" itself, to use the term mrgypsum so cleverly came up with. |
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at first i thought fuck it. i spent some time to myself. now i've decided, valentines day it is! |
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fuck! I'm out! I am going to restart. That was a fluke |
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yeah i failed too (i forgot). |
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welcome to the real world |
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I know some people who did it for 40 days, only one out of about 8 made it through and it wasn't pretty. He was constantly fidgeting and shouting at people, girls would constantly arouse him on purpose and he could barely say a whole sentence without forgetting what he was talking about. good luck with that |
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Ha ha, reminds me of some guys I know who don't jack off for religious reasons. All they ever talk about is not jacking off and how long it's been since their last one. They think it's because of this guy in a red suit called the "devil". |
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ha, yeah i had a friend like that. he's not very religious anymore. |
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day3 begins. heh |
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This really isn't worth it..... |
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her lips are melting! |
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BAM! |
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much better... |
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im out |
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it was the nightmare on elm street that did it. |
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fuking sports illistrated swimsuit making of on spike TV. fuking god damnit i knew i shouldn't have turned the tv on. bah. tomorrow is day 1: lets give this another shot. |
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another shot is not what you want to give |
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hah hah! Im on day 7 folks.... although i think i'm starting to see new colours. plus my balls need their own pair of Levi 501's! Seriously though.. i feel really weird and "heightened". |
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Oh a fun game! Hold on, let me dump my girlfriend real quick and I'm in! |
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Day 8: - extemely horny all day - minor but hands-free leakage - i mentioned it to my weird hippy father living in Paris an dhe said he'd have a go too - he's 65! - meeting the ex later to go see a film ("sideways")... a test of the highest magnitude. She'll know something is up and she'll be insufferable. - all in all its becoming less a barrel of laughs and more a trial of endurance. I can just see a japanese gameshow based around the entire concept.. in fact i can see ch4 spurting out such a show too. - i feel like jeff goldbloom in "the fly".... ! |
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This is day 2 for me. I am just letting everything be on the back burner. Trying to keep mellow. Its a positive state of mind i am in. Figures i start this and i start hanging out with new girls :/ ahahahah! Its a fun challenge though! |
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when it comes to abstinence i am the motherfucking zen master. the really grumpy and frustrated zen master. |
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Gee, if you want a true excercise in maschochism, why not watch a prono nekid with your hands behind your back? BTW Keeping yourself in a state of constant frustration seems to me like anothe rform of masturbation. |
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I thought Phil Jackson was the zen master |
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LOL @ "spurting out" |
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haha I'm sooooo tempted to send you dirty e-mails......... while I slowly drop my satin dress to the floor ;oD this is fun! |
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longest i've gone since i was 11/12 is 4 days. |
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pOgO: Nothing you email me could possibly tear me from the enrapturous grasp of abstinence. Even if you webcammed yourself doing the bold thing, i reckon i could happily hold out. Just try it and see, missus! |
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I'm not falling for that one you dirty old man ! ;op Did you manage to hold out in the cinema? |
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well i went to see "sideways" with emma, the ex. I actually didn't get frustrated at all moslty cos i just enjoyed the movie a lot but afterwards i found emma to be generally annoying and unattractive. I also had met a friend of my sister as i waited for emma to arrive for the film. She was going to the same movie with a date and my sis had said that she had told her last year that i was "her type of guy". She's damn hot and there was a nice vibe as we chatted, despite her new b/f being there. Now that was sweet... but i didn't let it eh.. get to me...when i went to bed later. Today's been quite subdued so far. |
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you should not do sports and smoke, and dont drink i guess |
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cool! Good to hear your holding out =o) You're a strong man ! |
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big: why? |
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that's my experience: i get horny from sporting, having a hangover and smoking really subdues it. but except for the not drinking it's all bad for you |
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Just keep thinking of Jackie Stallone |
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i want to be horny though (and am!).. I just want to keep it bottled up, so to speak! |
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