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We all live in a state of ambitious poverty. -- Decimus Junius Juvenalis |
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Don't say "yes" until I finish talking. -- Darryl F. Zanuck |
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From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance. |
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sam wants me to come back because she had a lot of fun but you told her i would never come back even though i want to because i cock blocked you at the bar when i was drunk by accident. |
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It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe that it is a joke. |
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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues. -- Honor'e de Balzac |
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper |
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Cynic, n.: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" |
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A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. |
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my god man you are ruining my wet. |
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User hostile. |
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To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts |
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Mr. Money Automatic Bank Robot -- Mr. Money Automatic Bank Robot |
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe |
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. |
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duh duh duh |
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Unfair animal names: -- tsetse fly -- bullhead -- booby -- duck-billed platypus -- sapsucker -- Clarence -- Gary Larson |
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. -- Sir George Jessel |
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You got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues, And you know it don't come easy ... I don't ask for much, I only want trust, And you know it don't come easy ... |
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baby when are you coming over? |
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Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two 3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record. |
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Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out. |
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Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours. |
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I don´t fucking knows --Motha Fucka |
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post whore!!! |
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turn that off naughty matus! |
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They'd watch her color guard Brilliant miniatures on parade Town's only centurion, avid gardener Took root in that white house, 1903 She'd weed between Hollyhock soldiers Adding new pastels with motherly love Yard aflit, flash of Hummers, Butterflies Annuals reported back with favors, ten-fold Methodical daily drills: Watering, hoeing Keeping Prussian blues--yellows, purple-pinks In step as their scents traveled via air-mail Intoxicating old women in fancy hats on Sundays Foolish creatures of habit are we! Expecting... Spring's parade on the corner lot Anticipating... Summer's brilliant growing show Forgetting... Gardens require drill sergeants Summer's come 'n gone, no colors stand guard A house remains, dull, shades drawn tight Weeds unforgivingly choked all survivors Volunteers did their best, soon withering to straw |
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SORRY! I haven't used it in ages. |
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Looking across a field of weeds, at all the many shades of green. Can we appreciate what we see? Someone does, and that someone is me. How could weeds be so beautiful ? ...is the question you're asking yourself. Because the person who wrote this poem, is the one and only "Weed Elf". |
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I heard about a special button. It sounds great! |
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mmm weed(s) |
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wasn't me! wasn't me! they made me do it! |
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hehehe you,hippie! |
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i want to further discuss this by gmail. gmail me |
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OH SHIT I'M ABOUT TO GET SCOLDED |
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Tell sammie i say hi! |
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email sent; I have you aliased in my mail program as 'panda'. something made me mad. |
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i will. she misses you. gspot me baby! |
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aw! Shes sucha cutie. I didnt talk to her enough when i was there. It was cool she slept over that one night though. I felt like such a little kid. :D |
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best come back at the pussy spank stuff. |
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you ARE a kid! |
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zany |
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stink butt |
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delta E * delta T >= hbar / 2 ? |
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wtf isthisshit |
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those things are revolting, i still use them to piss off people from time to time |
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hahaha you is the best sorry for that 'balls licker' line. |
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haha |
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she has: Perky breasts Long Hair Tight Jeans and hoop earings :D!!! slol |
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