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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-17 09:16 [#01463342]
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i've got the 21st century breathing down my neck.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 09:20 [#01463348]
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huh?

i am confused but intregued.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 09:21 [#01463349]
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Chi(hiro)ldrenTalking


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 09:24 [#01463354]
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you needed a whole thread for this?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 09:25 [#01463357]
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i just wanted to say

ANALORD


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-01-17 09:28 [#01463363]
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and Oral?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 09:29 [#01463367]
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and

ORAL


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-17 09:31 [#01463368]
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sometimes i fill more fullfilled making christmas cards with
the nuttely ill....


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 09:32 [#01463372]
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you know what makes me feel more fullfilled? A beer!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 09:36 [#01463379]
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best remedy for getting rid of this 'sickening wreck'
feeling
contemplate suicide, just about cures anything


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-17 09:40 [#01463385]
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The Queen is dead


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-17 09:44 [#01463392]
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no just the queen mum


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 09:46 [#01463395]
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ohh god, i will never understand this obsession with
royalty, can someone please explain the allure of the
english monarchy?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-17 09:49 [#01463401]
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i have my whole house painted in the colours of the union
jack, i have porcelain plates of Di and Charles and i listen
to the national anthem before bed each night. do you have a
problem with that?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-17 09:50 [#01463404]
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no wait, that came out wrong, i mean i don't like the
monarchy, they're an expensive outdated national
embaressment


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 09:55 [#01463416]
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i want to be a prince.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 09:57 [#01463418]
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you are already the past tense of a french lauriate, what
more could you possible want? and btw, past tense of a
french lauriate is a prince, they are one and the
same.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-01-17 09:58 [#01463420]
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You were born a ponce and you'll die a ponce -- you cannot
exchange that O for an RI in this lifetime.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 10:01 [#01463423]
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unless you sell your soul, or cut off your penis, one will
suffice.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-17 10:05 [#01463426]
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Frankly Mr. Shankly


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 10:05 [#01463427]
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what do you mean a ponce? i was trained to be a prince :(

mrgypsum, who told you i was a laureate? shouldn't i get
some sort of certificate??


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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 10:06 [#01463428]
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i wish i was a mermaid


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 10:08 [#01463430]
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hahaha


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 10:10 [#01463436]
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i'd have breasts, all the sea food i could eat, and my best
friend can be an otter!


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 10:12 [#01463439]
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otters are fresh water correct? so you would be a fresh
water otter


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 10:16 [#01463446]
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i was referring to the sea otter. but of cource any mermaid
would have known that already. aren't they great?


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 10:17 [#01463448]
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daryl hannah is a mermaid, and she IS great.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 10:19 [#01463454]
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back when tom hanks was a good actor


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 10:22 [#01463459]
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what movie was it for you, tom hanks, mine was (a little
late) the terminal.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-17 10:24 [#01463461]
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"The Smiths"!!!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 10:27 [#01463466]
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forrrest gump. i loved that movie, but he wasnt the same
after that. they kept giving him serious parts, like they
thought he would be good at them or something.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-01-17 13:21 [#01463732]
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i would just like to say i caught the reference right away.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 13:23 [#01463733]
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no matter what you all say, i loved philadelphia


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-17 13:27 [#01463751]
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I'll meet you by the cemetary gates, chihiro.


 


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