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- you cant lick your elbow ? ..hmm... I can... |
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oh sorry, I'm pretty sure the correct statement is regarding mammals. But while we're talking shit, I'm fucking glad slugs can't jump. that would suck. HOLY SHIT a squirrel outside my window is going crazy all over a network of power lines! |
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G®uN†€¬S†£iN |
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- most people automatically Fav+ hyakusen threads. |
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A slug (with claws) jumping at you is a horrendous thought. |
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especially because your avatar probably looks like that when it jumps at someone with carnal pleasure. |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) |
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I'd love to see you spelling corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrections. |
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- Dogs can't look up* *Not really a fact. Actually a movie reference. |
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You really are something. |
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Really? waow i didn't that :) AWESOMENESS |
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You stupid fucke. |
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respond to this fact ( 1452659 ) on the previous page, mongoloid downgrade 10. |
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http://www.voy.com/6848/1602.html |
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I'd love to see corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrections. |
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*looks with sadness in eyes on whats left from this magnificent science-thread* |
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I bet you rrefrreshed endlessly waiting for a rresponse |
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You can't even press followup properly! Or formulate a simple insult! I demote your formal title to mongoloid downgrade 4000 with enhanced stupidity (tm). haha! |
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comeone dude this is great. |
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L>O>L |
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Why not throw a fag "joke" into the mix, just for kicks? You can't get any less amusing. |
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speaking of fags, he's not replying to my insults. fragile dumbass. |
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Hhmm no not really, though I was surprised at the level of hate displayed after what was only a friendly attempt to stimulate the use of proper English. |
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You think you're actually helping people! You fucking idiot. The nazis helped the jews by the way, you retard. I love this thread. |
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Coincidence? |
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That was wrong of me come to think of it, ganging up is wrong. |
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If he can't take the heat, he shouldn't be a cunt. |
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Thing is i'm not sure he even realised he was being prickish. |
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so we educate! |
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He should appreciate, being an educator himself. |
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exactly my dear compatriot! |
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It's time we set Qrter on the case. |
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Am i? |
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I condone spelling advice |
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You'll never know, but just look at the spiteful response jumping to conclusions has resulted in. |
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Hey it's ok man. You must admit you were silly and gagging for it. I don't know you so i won't jump into any conclusions. |
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that duck thing is bullshit by the way |
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