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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-10 13:11 [#01452546]
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I'm going to the first session of a bartending course in
about one hour from now. Upon completion of the course I
will have a certificate which lets me bartend nearly
anywhere. This will be a good source of revenue for me
during school.

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offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-01-10 13:20 [#01452554]
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i'll take an pineaple juice ,thank you!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-10 13:21 [#01452556]
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haha they give certificates for anything these days. You'll
get a certificate to certify you have received your
certificate also.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:23 [#01452558]
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For wich another certificate is needed, etc...


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-10 13:25 [#01452562]
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As long as it lets me work I am happy. :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-01-10 13:26 [#01452564]
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Good luck.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-01-10 13:26 [#01452565]
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umm,bartender....bartender....when will i get my pineapple
juice?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-10 13:29 [#01452567]
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oi, bartender! forget the pretty girls, i'm dying of thirst
here!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-10 13:31 [#01452569]
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offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-01-10 13:38 [#01452575]
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thanks...


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-01-10 14:22 [#01452646]
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tab and peach schnapps please


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-10 14:24 [#01452651]
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If I punch a kitten and take a photo of it vomiting, will
you revert to your previous wagon?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-01-10 14:26 [#01452655]
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mental. i didn't know you needed to do a courrse.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-10 14:29 [#01452663]
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I've heard it's pretty painful in the US (maybe brokephones
took the same shit?); at least in NYC you have to have
hojillions (200-300, I believe) of drink mixtures memorized.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-01-10 14:30 [#01452666]
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hmm. you want the old wagon back?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-01-10 14:32 [#01452671]
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in my local you get a pint of beerr rregarrdless of what you
ask forr.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-10 14:33 [#01452676]
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HAAHHAhaahahahahah

Fuckwagon pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!?!?! MORT


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-10 14:33 [#01452677]
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I didn't even know there was a course.

Maybe it's only for Advanced Drinking Establishments, where
all they serve are frozen vermouth ice-sculptures. With a
free sneer.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-10 14:43 [#01452699]
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i started work in a bar at the end of last year.
it took me about 10 mins to figure everything out.....i dont
see how you would need a certificate. its hardly rocket
science.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-10 15:03 [#01452744]
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i used to do some bartending...the worst thing i ever did i
think.


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2005-01-12 20:43 [#01455633]
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i also took a course and received a certificate a few years
ago. never got me a job, though. the cert didn't count for
much, everyone wanted experience.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-12 20:46 [#01455637]
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best quote ever!!!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-01-13 11:49 [#01456413]
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Hey, today is the last day of my bartending course. It's
taught by some old guy who is shockingly similar to Gunnery
Sgt. Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket". The classes consist
of listening to him yell-talk about his 30 years of
experience in the hospitality industry. I honestly haven't
learned much at all.

So yeah, certification doesnt go that far towards getting a
job in bartending.
Even if certification was a big factor in getting a job
behind the bar, this course didn't teach me that much at
all.


 


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