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i was taking a piss in the toilet when i noticed the bubbles forming a Jesus face. i was astounded. then Jesus appeared in my room. "you have finally found me, my son", said He, and i knocked him unconscious, reopened his hand wounds, and, using the blood as lubricant, fucked Him up the ass. Muhamad showed up to watch and laugh. so did Buddha, Yahwey, Zoroaster, Robochep, Yeek Yee, Papa Smurf, and God. |
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That wasnt even mildly amusing. Try again.. |
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I am very offended. |
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Why do people always take the severe piss out of Jesus but not any other religious characters? |
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virginpusher, you can be invited the next time jesus comes over |
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It would be RACIST!! |
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such scathing wit! |
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lets piss out Thor! |
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look busy |
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vrapatcru |
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i saw some time, on the interweb, some guy found jesus in an orange true story, yep |
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that's the one |
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Should be just as easy to lose him again. |
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that would hardly have been as fun an "anecdote", would it? actually, yes, it would've been funnier. |
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Thats an interesting question. I cant say i have ever seen a Mohammad one. I think "i found kermit" would have been better |
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jesus has no anus. ! |
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JESUS that's one UGLY avatar! |
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Ladies and gentlemen. |
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do you like my new one, |
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omg, it isn't is it? |
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is that a rendition of Brian Molko, lead-single of Plaaceeboo? |
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It is! I face-transformed him a little. |
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quick qrter! the vomit thing!! |
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it's beautiful!! |
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Ah thanx, without you i'm nothing. |
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could I have the High Comedy please, hobbes? |
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you, hobbes, are my taste in men. |
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A friend with weed is better. |
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why is the H capitalized? |
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HC!! |
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ditto. |
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now i get it! But this thread is Low Comedy... |
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You don't get it. |
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I'll take the piss out of any religious character as I see fit. |
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vrapatcru! |
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this thread isnt worth a windzak! |
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Jesus knows otherwise. and i swear jesus had an asshole, if he doesn't that means he must have grew one just for me. what a guy |
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Oh go on!! |
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okay |
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no way! it's emril! no way! |
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pardon my rare reference to chicks. Heaven: |
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many people falsely believe that a duck is saying "quack," when, in fact, a duck says "weh." |
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now that's informative |
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