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hey, I've got a math problem.. I'm trying to multiply a human breast and a carrot, but can't get a clear result. can you help? Remember, I said multiplication, not addition. |
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This isn't going to be easy. |
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hahahah |
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Ah, here we go. Chef drop-shadow recommends the soapy tit wank over a fine mirepoix laced with red wine. |
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You clearly don't understand the rules of calvin-ball. |
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grade-a reference! you win! :D |
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I went to barnes & ignobre the other day, they had some pretentiously titled 'the authoritative calvin and hobbes'. ANYWAY, open it to a random page, it's the two bastards sitting in the rain, and then they say 'its not going to get colder is it?' hahaah they were waiting on their sled to go down a snowy hill hahahaah bought it then and there. |
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That sounds correct, but I don't know if I have the skill to perform ze necessary perfortations. |
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My favorite is when Calvin signs the landscape by writing his name in the snow. |
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crap I don't remember that! Almost everything I saw in the book was incredible. I wish I had him in my classes. |
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You need some #7 urkel-grommets and a manzanilla olive that looks like Brian Dennehy. |
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You know what makes me mentally ill with anger is those truck stickers with Calvin peeing on something. It's blasphemy. |
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it's funny you mention that, because after I read some of this book I looked up watterson on line.. and yeah opposed to any commercialization, so not only are those illegal in spirit but also violate the dude's code. But yeah who the fuck thought of those? Has nothing to do with the series. Some more who must have came away from them with a message of opposition to authority just cropped out that image, I guess. SOOoo after saying all that: agreed. whatfucktards. |
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hey fleet-footed mouse-killer, I have a confession to make! I've been jealous of you ever since you said your chick is bookish. TRUE |
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She loved when I read to her. What a great book. Everyone should read books about mice aloud to their sweethearts. |
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HaHa! I once tried to read a girl part of the first foundation book, and the bitch feel asleep. Her lame excuse was that my voice is soothing. Stupid flattering bitch--thank god I dumped her. I'll call her a faggot for good measure. jealousy quotient has increased. actually jealousy is weird.. do people ever really feel it? I never do but I've detected it on other people and it's a very very terrifying sensation. |
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Haha you read a girl a nerdy nerd book, you nerd. Asimov is a contraceptive. |
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Reading books in bed together is sexy. |
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HA! Would have turned me on (oh no I'm asking for it again). I think 'the worm ouroboros' would be a great bedtime story, but I can't even get anyone to agree with me that it's one fucking hell of an incredible book. SHIT. |
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I told you; I'll give it a go after I learn how to read. |
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SURE SURE SURE *sobs* see I'm lucky, someone requested the selfish gene so I had to return it or incur some fines. you have no such escape! and you can't hurt the book, that cover is so precious (though, yes, already torn off). best book evvv |
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