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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:35 [#01441446]
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 There has been mass recent abuse of posting privelages  regarding threads with "happy new year" in the topic title,  in that there are too many of them. They are lowering  xltronic's high quality standards, so, following the success  of our tactic to ban "appreciation threads", we will set  individuals who create new "happy new year" threads on fire.  This is effective immediately. Given we have included "happy  new year" in our own topic title, we will set an example as  a warning to all of you by lighting ourselves on fire  first.
 
  The Xltronic Standards Committee
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 01:38 [#01441447]
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What the hell are people celebrating?  It proves how sad we  all are, we have to make shit up like this to feel good  about living.  I'm glad midnight passed and I didn't notice.   How fucking arbitrary.  
 
  I became really said going to a shopping center recently (I  had to enter that stinkhole because, like I've said, lost  luggage=no clothes=fuck I'm boring, i need to start using my  brain agBOOM 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:43 [#01441450]
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I think March 4th is a much more appropriate day to mark the  "beginning" of the cycle of seasons. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 01:48 [#01441451]
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so that's your yarble?! swizzle.  hahaha 
  hey download that gimp shit and learn how to use it.
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 01:50 [#01441452]
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Crap I can't find the images I wanted to show you; instead  fuck with this 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:55 [#01441454]
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I can't bother downloading or installing anything given that  I expect this computer to explode again soonish. It takes  forever to get on the internet.. it's much easier at night  as if the less congestion helps. I'm gonna leave now or  something so bye. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 01:57 [#01441456]
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I'm going to make the whole universe my slave in 300 years,  hang out until then NOBYEHIGOODNO 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:13 [#01441459]
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In 300 years I'll certainly be dead. It already is 300 years  from now. 'How fucking arbitrary'. You only deserve single  quotes. I already do feel dead though. I'd like to compare  my life side by side with everyone else's to see where it  would rank on the miserable scale. I'm mostly done talking  about "life" though I think. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 02:23 [#01441460]
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I need to put the sonic cd tracks somewhere for you.I never  could find the early one..
 
  I stiiiiill think you should make a god damned escape plan.  fuck. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 02:24 [#01441461]
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yo excellent electronic bitstream, what are you listening to  these days anyway? 
 
  
         
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           w M w
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:46 [#01441466]
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"The Politically Correct Pseudo-Boogie Grocery Fag Jams".  They play Elton John, your mentor, occasionally so you would  probably like it. It sure is like a knife in my stomache  though. In other words I like it very much. Please chop off  my hand. mmmm... I just stuck another knife in my leg. That  feels good. Actually it's worse; it's a "remix" of elton  john by someone who is even more gay. I guess maybe they  don't want to fork over the big bucks for decent  material like real elton john. Oh my god,  one of the  singers... and everyone sings in these  incessant  songs.. if it was just melody it would be tolerable but they  must manipulate your brain constantly with words... anyway,  one of the singers has such a ear piercing ... not really  that... it's like vomitous voice... like... ugh... Oh my  god, I don't control my body. Humans are losing autonomy. I  SUPPORT THE UNABOMBER. This is what society is becomming. If  I was you I wouldn't be terribly inspired to ... bla,  ioj  They take the shitty route. The big lumbering brute has no  choice. There's no room for ingenuity. Not being  conformative only hurts. So.. what was I talking about  again, or writing rather? Ha ha, I like doing that. You know  when you speak a question, how the ending tends to be a  higher pitch, but it just keeps going, making you keep  talking in a high pitch? At least the Kurklakians are  coming. I will join them. But they'll probably just eat me  too, and I'd gratefully let them because I am after all a  member of the worst life form in the universe and deserve  nothing better. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 02:52 [#01441467]
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You should start pasting the unabomber's manifesto on the  backs of all the items in the snifflebratmart or whatevers.   They must have really struggled to find someone gayer than  elton john, and you should respect that.  He had an entire  _floor_ of radio city hall to himself (that place is mother  fucking huge, too), and it had a troop of muscley fuckers in  speedos trooping around in it.  I stress it was just for  him; his 'band' was elsewhere.
 
  I think you should eat some fucking ice cream and form your  god damned plan.  Geeze your life went to the shitter since  I sent you that crapholiose.  I guess you may have surmised  there was a virus in there. sorry. 
 
  
         
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           sneakattack
             on 2005-01-01 02:53 [#01441468]
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fucking SEAWEED double usage of troop was unintentional.
  SHIT.
 
  
         
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