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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:35 [#01441446]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



There has been mass recent abuse of posting privelages
regarding threads with "happy new year" in the topic title,
in that there are too many of them. They are lowering
xltronic's high quality standards, so, following the success
of our tactic to ban "appreciation threads", we will set
individuals who create new "happy new year" threads on fire.
This is effective immediately. Given we have included "happy
new year" in our own topic title, we will set an example as
a warning to all of you by lighting ourselves on fire
first.

The Xltronic Standards Committee


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 01:38 [#01441447]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



What the hell are people celebrating? It proves how sad we
all are, we have to make shit up like this to feel good
about living. I'm glad midnight passed and I didn't notice.
How fucking arbitrary.

I became really said going to a shopping center recently (I
had to enter that stinkhole because, like I've said, lost
luggage=no clothes=fuck I'm boring, i need to start using my
brain agBOOM


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:43 [#01441450]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



I think March 4th is a much more appropriate day to mark the
"beginning" of the cycle of seasons.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 01:48 [#01441451]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker



so that's your yarble?! swizzle. hahaha

hey download that gimp shit and learn how to use it.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 01:50 [#01441452]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441450



Crap I can't find the images I wanted to show you; instead
fuck with this


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 01:55 [#01441454]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



I can't bother downloading or installing anything given that
I expect this computer to explode again soonish. It takes
forever to get on the internet.. it's much easier at night
as if the less congestion helps. I'm gonna leave now or
something so bye.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 01:57 [#01441456]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441454



I'm going to make the whole universe my slave in 300 years,
hang out until then NOBYEHIGOODNO


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:13 [#01441459]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



In 300 years I'll certainly be dead. It already is 300 years
from now. 'How fucking arbitrary'. You only deserve single
quotes. I already do feel dead though. I'd like to compare
my life side by side with everyone else's to see where it
would rank on the miserable scale. I'm mostly done talking
about "life" though I think.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 02:23 [#01441460]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441459



I need to put the sonic cd tracks somewhere for you.I never
could find the early one..

I stiiiiill think you should make a god damned escape plan.
fuck.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 02:24 [#01441461]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441459



yo excellent electronic bitstream, what are you listening to
these days anyway?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-01 02:46 [#01441466]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



"The Politically Correct Pseudo-Boogie Grocery Fag Jams".
They play Elton John, your mentor, occasionally so you would
probably like it. It sure is like a knife in my stomache
though. In other words I like it very much. Please chop off
my hand. mmmm... I just stuck another knife in my leg. That
feels good. Actually it's worse; it's a "remix" of elton
john by someone who is even more gay. I guess maybe they
don't want to fork over the big bucks for decent
material like real elton john. Oh my god, one of the
singers... and everyone sings in these incessant
songs.. if it was just melody it would be tolerable but they
must manipulate your brain constantly with words... anyway,
one of the singers has such a ear piercing ... not really
that... it's like vomitous voice... like... ugh... Oh my
god, I don't control my body. Humans are losing autonomy. I
SUPPORT THE UNABOMBER. This is what society is becomming. If
I was you I wouldn't be terribly inspired to ... bla, ioj
They take the shitty route. The big lumbering brute has no
choice. There's no room for ingenuity. Not being
conformative only hurts. So.. what was I talking about
again, or writing rather? Ha ha, I like doing that. You know
when you speak a question, how the ending tends to be a
higher pitch, but it just keeps going, making you keep
talking in a high pitch? At least the Kurklakians are
coming. I will join them. But they'll probably just eat me
too, and I'd gratefully let them because I am after all a
member of the worst life form in the universe and deserve
nothing better.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 02:52 [#01441467]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01441466



You should start pasting the unabomber's manifesto on the
backs of all the items in the snifflebratmart or whatevers.
They must have really struggled to find someone gayer than
elton john, and you should respect that. He had an entire
_floor_ of radio city hall to himself (that place is mother
fucking huge, too), and it had a troop of muscley fuckers in
speedos trooping around in it. I stress it was just for
him; his 'band' was elsewhere.

I think you should eat some fucking ice cream and form your
god damned plan. Geeze your life went to the shitter since
I sent you that crapholiose. I guess you may have surmised
there was a virus in there. sorry.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-01 02:53 [#01441468]
Points: 6049 Status: Lurker | Followup to sneakattack: #01441467



fucking SEAWEED double usage of troop was unintentional.

SHIT.


 


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