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Why did all the dinosaurs die?
 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-30 11:05 [#01440003]
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A: Because you touch yourself at night.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-30 11:07 [#01440007]
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they never lived. it was all a ploy, set out by Gord, to
terst us.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-12-30 11:07 [#01440008]
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gay


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-30 11:07 [#01440009]
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Your avatar is very "post-sodomy".


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-30 11:08 [#01440012]
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hhaha. That Gawd guy is always testing us isn't he?

Another joke:

What happens to 100,000 people who dont believe in Gawd?

A: The die in a Tsunami.

lol'ers


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 11:09 [#01440013]
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so gawd is a he then?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-12-30 11:09 [#01440015]
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your avatar is very pre-cocksucking


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-30 11:10 [#01440018]
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Did you know the arms in your avatar are crossing to form a
swastika?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 11:11 [#01440019]
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That was not funny for the following reasons:

1) Your not funny.

2) It didn't even make sense as most of the people who died
to beleive in God, but not through the Christian faith.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-30 11:11 [#01440020]
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ooooo snap!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-12-30 11:12 [#01440022]
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did you know that i was part of the kkk


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 11:12 [#01440023]
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Your = You're when I can't be arsed really responding.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-30 11:12 [#01440024]
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haha


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-30 11:14 [#01440027]
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Yes


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-12-30 11:14 [#01440028]
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you stole from the simpsons


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-30 11:14 [#01440029]
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Why do you try so hard to be offensive?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-12-30 11:47 [#01440090]
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why are you so concerned with other people?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 11:50 [#01440095]
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Why are you?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-12-30 11:55 [#01440099]
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i was born like that


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 11:57 [#01440100]
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Me2.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-30 11:58 [#01440103]
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I, too, was born once.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 11:59 [#01440104]
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”g


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:00 [#01440105]
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whats the proper expression for the tax/vat personal
indetification number?? someone please!!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-30 12:02 [#01440107]
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Belms Number


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:03 [#01440110]
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im serious...i'd really need this quich coz i'd like to head
home soon :)


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-12-30 12:07 [#01440113]
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National insurance number?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:07 [#01440114]
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someone please!!??


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:08 [#01440115]
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not insurance..at least i don't think so. when you declare
your income every year you probably need to fill in the
'tax' number??


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-30 12:08 [#01440116]
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Grumpy acid


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:09 [#01440117]
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jav


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-30 12:10 [#01440119]
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A: Because you touch yourself at night.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:10 [#01440121]
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im sure we're not the only people using these numbers!?!?
it's weird coz i spoke to an english lady today and asked
her about this tax number and she didn't know what that
was!?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:10 [#01440123]
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Different countries have different identification names.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:11 [#01440125]
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but you don't have such thing as a tax number?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:12 [#01440127]
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In the UK your national insurance number is used as everyone
in the UK is assigned one at the age of 16.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:13 [#01440128]
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I know in some European countries they have something called
TPIN (Tax Payers Identification Number) but I dunno about
everywhere else.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-30 12:13 [#01440129]
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We got social insurance cards that have our SI# on them, but
we just need to know the social insurance #


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:18 [#01440132]
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for companies it's called VAT reg. nr. ...and it starts with
different letters for very country; gb, si, fr,... there's
no such thing for residents then?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-30 12:18 [#01440133]
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we got sofi-numbers, please dont ask me why


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:19 [#01440136]
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you have those tax numbers in holland?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:21 [#01440138]
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No, you only have to register for VAT if you are a business.
Any queries regarding personal taxation are stored under
our Natonal Insurance number.

It's shit because I have to give the tax man two different
rates of VAT, and it ain't cheap :(


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:31 [#01440144]
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i see. im dumb, but can you see the purpose of EU? coz i
thought it was to simplify shit like this, it appears to be
more complicated instead though.
i have no idea how am i going to do this nw, as this tax
number is strictly requested hehe. maybe i'll kill someone.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:33 [#01440147]
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Requested by who, and for what purpose?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:37 [#01440154]
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this german guy is going to work here and our administration
(governament) requests that..


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-30 12:38 [#01440156]
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yes; sofi-number=taxnumber


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:39 [#01440158]
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So you need his Umsatzsteuer? Has he not supplied it?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-30 12:43 [#01440162]
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is that's what it's called then :) i'll ask him for that
then. he hasn't supplied anything yet, he'll have to
though.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-12-30 12:47 [#01440166]
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Income tax is einkommensteuer and VAT is umsatzsteuer


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-12-30 13:47 [#01440239]
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Yay for another round of blatant philosophy.


 


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