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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:14 [#01438294]
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I'm sitting down using the interweb and eating Cracker
Jacks. I haven't had these since I was unaware of the true
purpose of my cock. These are fucked up things, because when
a peanut comes in, it breaks up the whole vibe and draws all
the attention away from the overall snack. I guess you could
say the peanuts are alot like DJ Clue.

They're fucked though because they're right caramel and
shit. I feel like some kid on a fifties television programme
who says "mister" and "hey" and "hey mister" often.

I will close with a shout out to my crew. Peace to Sloppy,
Poodoo, and Tron.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 13:15 [#01438297]
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Tron is in tha hizzzy

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 13:22 [#01438300]
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your cock exists solely to make the world laugh.

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:24 [#01438304]
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Haha qrter. My cock will make you cry if you give it a
chance.

Oh shit, I just got the little card thats inside the bag.
lets read it, hmm?

"Jacks funny facts:
Dester Snails can sleep up to 4 years."

And below it shows the little boy mascot and his dog
laughing and they're saying "Maybe they should get a louder
alarm clock!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHHAHA

Ha..ha.....hahaha...hahaha holy fuck that is some funny-ass
shit. holyfuckholyfuckhahahahahahaaaaaaaa


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:43 [#01438347]
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haxoring the board equals B&

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:47 [#01438359]
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"< b >"=B&?

 

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