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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-27 11:10 [#01437282]
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           r40f
             from qrters tea party on 2004-12-27 11:16 [#01437299]
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           weatheredstoner
             from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-27 11:17 [#01437301]
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damn now i really want to see this.
 
  
         
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           stefano_azevedo
             from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2004-12-27 11:17 [#01437302]
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-27 11:18 [#01437305]
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I am trying to figure out the relationship between the gun  kit and the answering machine message - if, indeed, there is  any to be found. I shall have to contact the gentlemen at  the Fortean society for elucidation of this anomalous  footage. 
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:18 [#01437307]
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           r40f
             from qrters tea party on 2004-12-27 11:19 [#01437308]
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this is quite a short film.  have you considered  transferring it to film and submitting it to cannes? 
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:21 [#01437309]
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well, i guess this is my wtf/lol.
 
  
         
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           DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-12-27 11:23 [#01437310]
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You know I'm downloading this.
 
  
         
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           PatMcCrotch
             from lowly estates (United States) on 2004-12-27 11:23 [#01437312]
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           DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-12-27 11:25 [#01437313]
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whattheshope?
 
  
         
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           PatMcCrotch
             from lowly estates (United States) on 2004-12-27 11:26 [#01437317]
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i just dont understand ma'am.
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:30 [#01437320]
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Ok ladies, the line to be my girlfriend forms just to the  right of the xltronic black pixel. 
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-27 11:31 [#01437321]
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note glowing eyes of chupacabra captured for first time on  film
 
  best stop cleaning that gun and load her up boys, I'm  afeared your goats are in trouble 
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-27 11:33 [#01437322]
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OHMIWOW!
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:35 [#01437323]
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aw man, what'd you delete?
 
  
         
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           r40f
             from qrters tea party on 2004-12-27 11:36 [#01437327]
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"In a world...  full of guns... and phones...  is ONE MAN...   who will triumph...  over EVIL...  '...sayin the same thing  over and over again...'  [explosion] ...EPOHS!"
 
  EPOHS:  The Movie
  arriving theatres new year's day.
  original musical score by philip glass.
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:37 [#01437329]
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ok, nvrmnd, i'm dumb¹.
   
  ¹ as illustrated in exhibit A
 
  
         
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           stefano_azevedo
             from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2004-12-27 11:39 [#01437337]
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chupacabra is so brazilian
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-27 11:45 [#01437345]
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After seeing Teh Goatsesuck0r, epohs got a little skeered.
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 11:47 [#01437347]
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kinda looks like my pants are fallin' off too.
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-27 11:50 [#01437351]
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Epohs - The Action Figure
  ...with removeable polyfabric Action-Pantsâ„¢.
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:00 [#01437357]
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i really need to paint my walls something other than gay.
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-27 12:14 [#01437378]
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pants_come_off
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:31 [#01437391]
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P.S.  It always looks like I'm holding fuzzface in rather  mean positions, but I promise I'm as gentle as an early  summer's breeze with that guy & we love each other. 
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-27 12:34 [#01437393]
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Exactly.
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:35 [#01437396]
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hahah!!@
  p.s.  he was purring that whole time, guys.
 
  
         
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           Anus_Presley
             on 2004-12-27 12:48 [#01437405]
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that's mean!
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:50 [#01437409]
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he don't mind much.
 
  
         
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           Anus_Presley
             on 2004-12-27 12:51 [#01437410]
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my cat is verry loving but hates being picked up in any  shape orr forrm.  
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-27 12:54 [#01437413]
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My cat becomes enraged if I do not fight with and torture  him in various ways every day. He sits outside my office  yowling siamese-style YRAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW or he comes and  chews my feet. Then I have to pick him up by the back legs  and chew his belly and throw him across the room. And he  comes back and I toss him away again - it's like playing  fetch. And then it's boxing time, and sometimes he leaps at  my face and tears off my glasses.
 
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:54 [#01437414]
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i can pick fuzzard up by his back legs and he'll purr the  whole time. 
 
  
         
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           roygbivcore
             from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-27 12:55 [#01437415]
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woah are you going to kill this girl that is leaving you  threatening messages 
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:58 [#01437416]
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it's a four year old kid.
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-27 12:58 [#01437417]
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maybe what we got is dogs
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-27 12:59 [#01437419]
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it's her son actually.
 
  
         
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           roygbivcore
             from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-28 09:32 [#01438105]
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woah dude woah why are you going to kill a kid
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-28 09:35 [#01438109]
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mother fucker shouldn'tve been fucking with my answering  machine.
 
  you just dont do that.
 
  
         
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           roygbivcore
             from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-28 09:36 [#01438111]
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true
  one time i dialed the wrong number and the guy called me  back like an hour later and he was this angry black guy who  thought i was playing tricks on him or something and he said  he was going to kill me and he knew my name from the caller  ID i got scurred 
 
  
         
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           epohs
             from )C: on 2004-12-28 09:41 [#01438118]
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you're lucky he didn't kill you.  i probably would've.
 
  
         
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           Raz0rBlade_uk
             on 2004-12-28 09:51 [#01438122]
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what the fuck is going on?
 
  
         
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           roygbivcore
             from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-28 10:16 [#01438135]
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It's because I'm white.
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 10:22 [#01438138]
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woah! you're white?
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 15:43 [#01438535]
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JASON HOLLAND - The Movie
 
  
         
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           lazy
             from a soft cheesewiz core (Togo) on 2004-12-28 15:49 [#01438543]
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Chewing the belly must involve blood, hermes the  fleet-footed. 
 
  
         
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           virginpusher
             from County Clare on 2004-12-28 17:33 [#01438671]
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awesome!
 
  
         
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           r40f
             from qrters tea party on 2004-12-28 17:36 [#01438674]
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haha.  these videos are awesome.
 
  
         
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           Ophecks
             from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-12-28 17:51 [#01438693]
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Cool. You should make a sequel and make it a PORNO. A gay  one. 
 
  
         
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           fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-28 18:02 [#01438700]
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Once we had burned the bones and tasted the organs we cut the rest into pieces, pierced them with spits, roasted them to a turn and pulled them off the fire. The work done, the feast laid out, we ate well and no man's hunger lacked a share of the banquet.
 
  
         
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           evolume
             from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-28 18:05 [#01438705]
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ya, i don't uh.. what's this now?!
 
  
         
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