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Just so I can have a guilt free Christmas? |
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P.S. I will take her back in the New Year. |
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How can splitting up just at Christmas, the time of joy (for those not clinically depressed) lead to a guilt free scenario? |
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Because then I wouldn't feel guilty for fucking her friends of course. |
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if it was only a one time thing and u didnt go farther than like second base perhaps you'd want to keep this secret to yourself. now if you went all the way and the remorse is killing you i'd recommend you start taking a few drinks back, then make the call or something... |
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I haven't done anything yet...I am thinking in advance. |
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then party like its 1999! |
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The first time I have ever agred with you is the best time you could possibly have said something agreeable. |
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they don't do 3-some>?! |
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She might be keen to join in, all women are secretly lezzas. |
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I wouldn't want to. There is just something wrong about making your girlfriend see you stick you cock up some other bitch...even if she was up for it. It could lead to long term relationship damage. |
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u hav to lie 2 her about som stuff like 'hey baby i just bought you 3 mercedes suv's, bling bling, let's fuck wit ur friend i'm a gangsta play a 4 real' that's how you get bitcches |
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No First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women. Did 80's cinema teach you nothing ju peice o'chit.? |
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all jokes put aside if you really cared about this girl let her know how its going down. i've learned the hard way believe me. on one hand you got the girl you care about alot, on the other hand you have the need to experiment which is a completely healthy desire. what to do what to do. i think only you can choose that, deep down in your noggin. :) the blue pill or the red pill? which one will it be neo? |
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I'm only fucking about. I wouldn't swap my girl for anything...she's the apple of my eye...the love of my life...the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with etc. etc. |
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yeah i was thinking christmas is a really bad time to do that to a girl, perhaps in may. nobody cares about may it's a boring month... |
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and you want to split with her ? |
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um...hi. |
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hi and merry christmas! so,what will you do now? |
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you should sleep with your g/fs friend's. record it. then play it back to your g/f. |
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yeah and then he can yell "april fools!" in december to make up for it. |
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oooh!! Good one! |
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i REALLY want some blueberry pie. |
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Break up with her, invite all her friends to your house to warm up around your fireplace and drink eggnog and cider. Kick them out of your house early the next morning (morning quickies are ok, though) and then call your girlfriend to bury the hatchet and reunite. |
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Break up with her and then skullfuck the lot of them. |
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kill her |
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If my girlfriend even made out with another person I'd want her to tell me right away. I love her so much, but if she wants to fuck around with someone else she I'm taking a hike because I am way to good for to be putting up with that bullcrap. Dude tell your girlfriend, she can go fuck off, then hit up some more girls somewheres else. Just out of pure respect for the girl yeah know? IT's not a matter of HURTING someone as much as it is insulting someone. Cheating is more insulting the scaring I would think. But thats just crazy old me. |
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A note to virgins: don't try and give relationship advice, it becomes really obvious |
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crazy old you...? thats a way to say it |
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your girlfriend should probably break up with you |
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oh i'm sorry i thought this was the 'not completely shallow' thread |
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you must feel silly and soon you will feel stupid because its a joke thread. :) ps happy bla de bla |
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Man this board needs an edit option. I sucks at the englush. |
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