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...i just drove after 2 beers to get to the nearest petrol station cause i ran out of beer and i need lotsa beer tonight |
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Your first time what ? Drink Driving ? |
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more info please |
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less info please |
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Also, when you say you drove after two beers, where in fact giving chase ? |
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they musta been fast beers. |
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They had the map the the petrol station. |
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Ah, but did they have the compass ? |
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ay, both = drove after 2 = bought another 2 also saw the local cop at that station, he had just come to tank :))) |
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you should've confused him by telling him you'd had a drink |
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make sure you post the first time you run over a little girl on a bike. |
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We'll take it from here, obara. |
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OMG 2 BEERS R U NUTS?! |
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# One man came to tank, came to tank an oilfield, one man and his M60, came to tank an oilfield # |
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"make sure you post the first time you run over a little girl on a bike. " - it's past 10pm in my town, sorry - no little girls :))) sorry i dissapoint you dear epohs :))) |
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Please, I implore you to check your rampant closed-brackets ! |
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What? But I just saw on the Discovery Channel that at 10pm on Christmas Island all the little girls ride their bikes outside. Hey, you aren't from Plaid Town! |
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besides, it's such a shit small town that pmen are afraid of their shadows - also because it's near the german border and smugglers are faster and better armed :))) |
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Also it sounds like there is only one cop. |
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no no no ! you're talking about Easter Island - my uncle's from out there. but here it's different. there are some little pandas present in the streets - but no human little females |
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there are 2 actually. 2 makes a good chess game i guess |
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2 pmen |
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no pandas easter island is the place of bunnies and rabits, and there they reproduce by chocolate eggs |
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since the thread is losing its funnyness i officially CLOSE it cheers, eveyone |
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What's a pman? |
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in texas you can drive while drinking a beer as long as you aren't totally smashed! |
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1belch.pman=policeman=am i too lazy to write it fully? 2.evolume ???? no kidding - i thought texas would have you executed for a rape or sth like that ??? |
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well done for drink driving |
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hahaaha.....you're all so funny |
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