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offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-12-21 09:14 [#01432707]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



my amazon reviews

i'm trying to rise up in the ranks of amazon reviewers . . .
hopefully one day i can be top 1000 and have a cool badge
next to my name. that way more people will read them. the
rich get richer sort of thing.

so. can you click on these and vote "helpful" for me. i
mean, only if you found them helpful of course. lot of
soccer moms have been hating on them. sucks. i need more
helpful votes.

thankyousomuch


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-12-21 09:16 [#01432709]
Points: 24590 Status: Lurker



no.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 09:17 [#01432710]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



I will support you fuckwagon!

Soccer moms = teh dumb!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 09:20 [#01432714]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



Your reviews are genious and full of truth. Oh and funny
too.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-12-21 09:22 [#01432717]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



oh you


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-21 09:22 [#01432720]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



ok :)

*pops a wheelie*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 09:26 [#01432723]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



these are the most hilarious reviews ever written.

Raising little Tommy Tucker in the midst of today's
evolving social ethos can be quite the daunting task, most
likely leaving no time for the proper nuclear parenting once
thought necessary to cultivate successful, well-adjusted
progeny. As late 20th century single-parent households
transition into post-families ubiquitously networked through
wireless electronics and databased personalities, you're
going to need every advantage you can get if you want to
keep your bloodline flourishing among the finest of
neo-Capitalist aristocracy.


I have soiled myself!


 

offline nacmat on 2004-12-21 09:28 [#01432725]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



mc griff??


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-12-21 09:31 [#01432726]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



yes! i got more votes! i am in debt to you all

wheelies for everyone


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-21 09:37 [#01432728]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



lol

the last one was hasselhoff!


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2004-12-21 09:46 [#01432732]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



Hahaha, that is so good. That has cheered me up so much!
I was having a pretty rotten day, sitting here in mind
numbing tedium waiting to go home. Now I am crying with
laughter, getting some funny looks :D ...Voting now.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 12:05 [#01432827]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"Well let's face it, babies typically aren't the brightest
fellows or the easiest to communicate with, but we love them
anyway."


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 13:36 [#01432907]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



GOLD I TELL YA:

These initial discoveries, as banal as they might seem,
opened the floodgates for the slew of discoveries that would
relentlessly bombard my virgin mind for the rest of that day
and for 15 consecutive days thereafter. I discovered truths
about my discoveries, that my discovering was being
discovered by each sequential discovery, and that each
discovery had an infinite amount of possible discoveries
directly related to the preceding discovery (and, for that
matter, to each preceding discovery's sister
quasi-discoveries existing only as possibilities). I also
discovered that a discovery was also a discovery within
itself and therefore possessed a chaotic black hole-ish
quality about it where a near infinite amount of discoveries
and sub-discoveries swirl about discovering themselves and
each other as the entire architecture of the main discovery
collapses to a point. Mind you though, each discovery within
the main discovery also existed in parallel as a main
discovery itself--the consequences of which can be damaging
to the brain if not properly primed firsthand by Discovery
Ball. Eventually I discovered a number of discoveries
somewhere on the other side of infinity, and much to my
delight, stumbled upon my final discovery: that I
is/was/will be the Universal Truth.



 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-12-21 13:43 [#01432911]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



discovery ball will fuckin fuck you up!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-21 13:49 [#01432914]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



damn! I thought this was about a renegade band of amazing
amazons that had taken over your basement, and you needed
help with extermination.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-21 15:14 [#01433003]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



You know you're headed towards a quality review about a
waffle iron when you see this:

28 of 67 people found the following review helpful:
"Is there a real live Belgian in my kitchen?"



 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2005-01-21 01:06 [#01469467]
Points: 1280 Status: Regular



how do you vote?


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2005-01-21 01:31 [#01469475]
Points: 2461 Status: Lurker



***** Durability = ***** Fun = ***** Educational =
Overall


oh god, I need all that stuff RIGHT NOW!!

also that David Hasselhof s#it!!



 

offline tallyho from Vladivostok (Russia) on 2005-01-21 02:29 [#01469498]
Points: 1300 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #01432725



yes


 

offline felch king on 2005-01-21 02:33 [#01469501]
Points: 257 Status: Lurker



you guys are mad!!!!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-21 02:34 [#01469503]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



I like the review it is good.

Thankyou for your review of Confield, I worked very hard on
that album (for two days.)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-02-27 12:40 [#01514995]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



fuckwagon = teh pwn


 


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