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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-17 10:49 [#01428805]
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Who's in your local panto this year?
We have Paul from Eastenders and penny from Big Brother!
Woo hoo !
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-17 10:50 [#01428807]
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"where's my career?"
"BEHIIIIND YOUUUUUU!!!"
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:51 [#01428808]
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oh no you haven't!
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:51 [#01428811]
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someone i went to school with is in my local panto! ffs
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:52 [#01428812]
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she was in family affairs aswell, and a couple of really bad films
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-17 10:52 [#01428813]
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what's her name?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:55 [#01428817]
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tina hall
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-17 10:56 [#01428819]
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Not dick whitting is it?
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-17 10:57 [#01428820]
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+ton
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:57 [#01428821]
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she's at the bottom
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 10:59 [#01428824]
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appearing at the regent theatre in stoke on trent with such credible actors as the fat unfunny one from hi-de-ihi, the one from allo allo that said RENEEE! a lot, the vicar from bread who i can't even remember, and some bloke who apparently was on coronation street who looks vaguely familiar
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-17 11:03 [#01428831]
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heh.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-17 11:05 [#01428834]
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she's very pretty
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:07 [#01428835]
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julie and the cadillacs! man it's bad, she's the only good thing about it, and only becuase she's easy on the eye. she has a really good voice from what i can remember.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:08 [#01428837]
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not bad for 32, she's getting on a bit though haha. yeah she is.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:10 [#01428839]
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alvin stardust also went to my school. but i should have probably kept quiet about that one. a few years back i was in town talking about him to a friend of mine sitting on the square eating a sandwich. then we walk towards hmv and the fucker walks past me! he gave me a bit of a glare as i was staring at him.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-17 11:14 [#01428845]
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haha
I went to school with alvin and the chipmonks
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-17 11:15 [#01428846]
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ouch, 2.2
that's pretty bad.
it has Billy Boyd, of Lord of the Rings fame, in it. I bet he loves to be reminded of this film.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:20 [#01428852]
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Summary: Vies for the worst film of all-time
J & the C is a film of quite extraordinary tackiness. Had the film's marketing department (if there was one) been imaginative enough, they would have labelled the film as "Britain's answer to Grease". Lucky for the British they didn't, because this is a badge of shame for everyone associated with it. I feel ashamed, and I only watched it.
The plot is painfully contrived, the characterisation awful, the acting worse than your local am-dram society performance of Oliver! (with the exception of Thora Hird's 30-second appearance) and the songs... oh, the songs.
I attended the premiere of J & the C in London's Haymarket. Before the film started I developed a sincere feeling of dread that the derivative, inane tunes the cinema was playing over its sound system might be the soundtrack to the film. It couldn't be, I thought. Surely not.
Bad as the songs were to listen to, however, they were even worse to watch, thanks to the teeth-grindingly bad choreography and ghastly expressions on the singers' faces. Seeing as these songs were the film's selling point, it's a marvel that the producers managed to find any funding at all.
If there is any enjoyment to be had from this film, it could only be in an ironic sense. In any case, it is unlikely that it will ever be seen again by anyone, and remains only as a monument to the follies of the British film industry.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:20 [#01428853]
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i've seen it twice! :)
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-17 11:22 [#01428855]
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I heard a song about swansea today.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-17 11:24 [#01428859]
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Shining Through, Parting Shots, nothing compared to this., 27 November 1999
Author: eleven-2 from London, England
The film was released in the UK without previews. The only sane solution if you've been one of the very few to have the honour, nay privilege, of seeing this masterpiece in a cinema.
Would others please join me in demanding an immediate release on video.
If you haven't seen this - rent a print, hire a screening room, get some beers and wait for lift off.
The guy taking tickets at the Birmingham cinema where 11-2 (junior) saw J&TC's was incredulous that someone had bought tickets (that afternoon there were a grand total of 4 in the cinema).
I'd like to start a Julie and The Cadillacs Appreciation Society ----- Is there anybody else out there?
you're eleven-2, aren't you, Pete?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-17 11:26 [#01428862]
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I'm not sure if I know what a Panto is.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:27 [#01428865]
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don't go by yazoo?
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-17 11:32 [#01428871]
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Swansea
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-17 11:35 [#01428872]
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i didn't know bjork had even been there
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-17 11:41 [#01428881]
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I think that's Emma singing.
PS: Bjork is over..
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Spacecadet
on 2004-12-17 12:13 [#01428956]
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blackpool grand theatre
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