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offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-15 20:52 [#01427214]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular



My dad's getting a new iMac 17" Widescreen G5
w/superdrive... he wants to get into doing stuff with
Garageband and using his M-Audio MK controller. Can any of
you Apple ppl recommend stuff for him... he's a freebie
junkie, like me.
ie. Cool sites (Graphics, Garageband stuff, VST, Synth
stuff, applications) etc.
Thx :D
(I think it's weird he's never owned a computer and has
barely used them and he picks his 1st one as an iMac)
I told him to invest in some of the O'Reilly tweaker books
or the "For Dummies" series.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-16 01:58 [#01427369]
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and
... what's the diff. btw VST and AU (Audio Units)?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-16 02:10 [#01427374]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



I recommend semen for your dad. AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA.. ooooh... wheew... that laugh made my stomach hurt.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-16 02:13 [#01427376]
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I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but google
"sourceforge" (I think sourceforge.net). Apparently a bunch
of experts make free music software or something in the name
of open source or something. Audacity is one music thingy
bopper or something. I don't know if there's mac stuff
though or something.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-17 00:18 [#01428264]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular



Riiiiiight....
Yeah, I was gonna say I already found Audacity...
I've already found a ton of good Mac links and tutorial
stuff for Garageband.
Damn I'm jealous. I mean, 17" *widescreen*!
Bastard.
I've noticed the G5's got alot cheaper too. $1600 for a
decent 64-bit Apple. Almost unheard of, compared to their
previous pricing schemas.

Holy shit, I just noticed the expression "W" has in my
avatar makes him look kinda like Max Hardcore.... oohhhhh
yeahhhh uh-huhhh!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-17 00:32 [#01428265]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



VST is a plug-in format designed by Steinberg. VST devices
are essentially "virtual" pieces of gear like synths,
samplers and effects units that can be used in a wide
variety of DAW software.

VST stands for Virtual Studio Technology.

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi: The word is getting around


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-12-17 00:39 [#01428266]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



Tell him to sell his mac, then buy a pc, and then he can
really do stuff, cause there is only, like, 5 good music
programs written for mac, and they all require courses to
enable you licences to buy the software. ITs a fucking
fascist OS.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-17 03:59 [#01428313]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to Taxidermist: #01428266



I told him *over and over and over* about Macs...
Those Aries's never listen to shit!
Ha

"Courses to enable you licences to buy the software"
Now that's confusing... you mean you have to take a fucking
course to get a licence to buy the software? That's the
first I've heard of something like that.
"Yeah can I get a copy of Ableton....What the?!!!"
"Assume the position for inspection and licence
presentation, please, sir!"
Ah crack muhself up


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-12-17 12:59 [#01429084]
Points: 1416 Status: Lurker



I would of recommended a vasectomy, but it appears I'm too
late.


 

offline oyvinto on 2004-12-17 13:01 [#01429093]
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pro logic 7. but i think he'll have to pay alot for it.


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-17 22:15 [#01429673]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to godataloss: #01429084



Hey...
FUCK YOU BITCH
Get the fuck out of my thread mother fucker
Piece of shit!


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2004-12-17 22:16 [#01429674]
Points: 1318 Status: Regular | Followup to x0hx: #01429673



Go suck Elusive off you fucking wanker
You'd both probably like that one
Then let "W" take turns poking you in your asses with his
pea shooter dick while you let him call you his little girly
bitches.



 


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