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offline morphuze from Denmark on 2004-12-06 06:21 [#01417088]
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ok this is old, but i just rediscovered it today


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-06 06:44 [#01417093]
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WMWMWMWMWMWMW?


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-12-06 06:46 [#01417095]
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funny


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-06 06:50 [#01417097]
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Complaint letter about xltronic

Dear xltronic. I complain.

The end.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-06 06:57 [#01417102]
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we'll see what can be done about it.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-06 06:58 [#01417105]
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Dear Xltronic

My penis turned into a vagina after seeing pics on BBC. My
girlfriend got angry and is threatening to kill all the
people in England. What do I do?

- Pen15


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-06 07:00 [#01417106]
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go to the dostors - he'll cut a piece of your forearm and
insert it into your penis. that should prevent your
girlfriend from killing all the people in england.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-06 07:13 [#01417114]
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Dear Xltronic

Thank you. I will make a post, and this is it.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-06 07:16 [#01417116]
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noted.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-12-06 08:08 [#01417148]
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You cannot complain about xltronic in that way, only the
members. The board it's self does not post, that's just
plain silly

This is a complaint about YOU!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-12-06 08:11 [#01417154]
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too much hipody hopety language, "i left my wallet...."



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-06 08:17 [#01417165]
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5 Bananas please and a bunch of grapes.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-06 08:22 [#01417172]
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can i complain somewhere about this complain letter?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-06 08:53 [#01417191]
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it's got to be a joke...


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-06 08:55 [#01417196]
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it's a complaint generator, quick do one for WATMM, That'll
learn 'em


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-06 08:59 [#01417200]
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i have a serious complain with WATMM


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-06 08:59 [#01417201]
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* complaint

You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a
minute! Relax!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-06 09:02 [#01417203]
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As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent."

If we can understand what has caused the current plague of
egocentric backstabbers, I believe that we can then get my
message about WATMM out to the world.


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-06 09:02 [#01417204]
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LOLios, mail it to one of the mods, If I had a spare hour
I would read it.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-12-06 09:02 [#01417205]
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ps - did you know that joyrex is a scientologist?

WATMM is always prating about how 75 million years ago, a
galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem
of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess
people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping
H-bombs on them.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-06 11:08 [#01417310]
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That was awesome!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-06 11:16 [#01417326]
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brilliant! :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-06 11:19 [#01417327]
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this gets BETTER...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-06 12:40 [#01417382]
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:(


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-06 12:46 [#01417385]
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Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of
myself and my beliefs. In the rest of this letter, I will
use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove
that now is the time to redefine the rhetoric and make room
for meaningful discussion. I wouldn't even mention that Mr.
Richard D James is the type of person who can look you right
in the eye and, with an expression of the utmost sincerity,
tell you any kind of whopper that suits his purpose if it
weren't really true.

It's possible that he doesn't realize this because he has
been ingrained with so much of philistinism's propaganda. If
that's the case, I recommend that we end his control over
the minds and souls of countless people. I was personally
offended -- and I don't easily offend -- by the value he
places on making me die in oppression, chaos, and despair,
and I'm not making that up!

Mr. James's idiotic claim that he can walk on water is just
that, an idiotic claim. What is Mr. James's current
objective? As usual, there are multiple objectives:

* to weaken family ties,
* to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and
castrate them, and
* to brainwash the masses into submission.

Now, perhaps you think I'm imagining things. Perhaps you
think that Mr. James really isn't going to torment, harry,
and persecute anyone who crosses his path. Well, I wish it
were just my imagination. But you know, he refers to a
variety of things using the word "epididymodeferential".
Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy.
Basically, he's saying that arriving at a true state of
comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. At any
rate, he commonly appoints ineffective people to important
positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those
positions, because that makes it easy for him to spit in the
face of propriety.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-06 12:46 [#01417387]
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He should think for himself. That sounds really grumpy, but
I myself surely contend that it's an accurate assessment of
the situation. To be blunt, if we're to effectively carry
out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we
will first have to examine the warp and woof of his
complaints. It is a statistical certainty that by rejecting
Mr. James's insufferable mottos we spit in the devil's eye,
just as it is a statistical certainty that I want to offer
true constructive criticism -- listening to the whole issue,
recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done
right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. But
first, let me pose an abstract question. Why does he always
have to be such a party pooper? Before you answer, let me
point out that the scantiness of his abstract knowledge
directs his sentiments more to the world of
sesquipedalianism. And that's why I'm writing this letter;
this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to build a world
overflowing with compassion and tolerance. There's no way I
can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without
first stating that his encomiasts form an unstable
organization devoted to harassment and barratry. That said,
let me continue. Please humor me for a moment while I state
that Mr. James's assistants often reverse the normal process
of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the
said, the obscure over the clear. That's the end of this
letter. If I was unable to convince you that it is
impracticable to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by
increasing the scope of the inquiry, rather than by
narrowing or abandoning it, without exploiting the inner
unity of our national will, then you should definitely
consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting
evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can
make a better argument in my next letter.
You are posting messages too frequently. Please wait a
minute. Relax.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-12-06 12:49 [#01417389]
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o


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-06 12:49 [#01417390]
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reading that crap is not strictly needed


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2004-12-06 12:53 [#01417392]
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beating off))) a plenty


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-10-04 02:04 [#02242281]
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classic


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2008-10-04 03:38 [#02242292]
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I do not understand how this is funny?

It's obvious that someone just typed "xltronic" into some
generic complaint forum and this piece was generated.


 

offline YosepH on 2010-12-01 17:57 [#02399721]
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bump


 


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