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offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 22:44 [#01413801]
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for my auspicious* 81st post, I would like to thank you all
for the grand welcome, and point out that dog_belch is
great.











*because 81 = 3^4/1+(-2)*0 .. that's ever primitive
algevraic binary operator and the first 5 non-negative
integers in one expression! elf shit


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 22:45 [#01413802]
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erm, I mean arithmetic; the typos however were intended.
elfshit


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-12-02 22:46 [#01413805]
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This is nice, a solid, robust 81st post/thread combo. Carry
on lending the board your own delightful brand of
scatalogically well-read profanity.

I can't spell nor compose a sentence.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 22:49 [#01413808]
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elf shit? sounds familiar, have we met?


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 22:49 [#01413809]
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scatalogical is a great word. There's a dali sculpture
which has that as part of its name; just as a private joke I
asked a very snobby bitch (my sister) what it means, and she
told me 'well, you know; obviously, having to do with
scales, measure . '

'it means "having to do with shit"'

'yeah, I know'

hahahahahaahahahahaha

nor is a bitch. it makes everything archaic. for some
reason some built in pattern tells me that your sentence
should be

"I can not spell, nor can I compose .."

fucking lame


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-12-02 22:53 [#01413813]
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I can neither spell, nor compose a sentence. That's what I'd
have said if we were in a pub shouting above the rock and
the bomp bomp bomp music, but as it was, I typed that...
crippled, stillborn utterance.


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 22:55 [#01413816]
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dude, we will some day drink in a pub together.

mrgypsum not directly, you seem cool though.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-12-02 22:57 [#01413819]
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My life does revolve around drinking so please,
anyone, go for a pint with me. Thanks.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:00 [#01413823]
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next time i am in chile, i hope to be going to for a pint,
and giving your text here i hope it to be with you, dear
dog_belch, you seem like you would be game for gettin
'pissed


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:00 [#01413824]
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giving = given


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 23:01 [#01413827]
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dude you will be a sad sad sad man if you show up in chile
and the closest person to drink with is Motha Fucka


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:04 [#01413833]
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she posted her boobies once
maybe, but not too sad


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-12-02 23:06 [#01413835]
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That'd be funny if it didn't actually apply to me.


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 23:09 [#01413841]
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yeah, and they were nasty looking. don't lower your
standards, mate!

dog_belch; no way, I could swear you were a chav from
liverpool or something, along with ecnabeard the ferocious,
who is collecting data about us but refusing to post.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-12-02 23:13 [#01413843]
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I am a chav but in the southern hemisphere.

Ecnad makes me nervous when he lurks. It's like he's going
to kill someone.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:13 [#01413844]
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my standards are good, but if i am going to chile and the
only person to drink with happens to be someone who flashed
their chesticals on here, a wolfish grin will have crossed
my face - a drunk mans gotta do what a drunk mans gotta do


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:15 [#01413846]
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my standards are good, but if i am going to chile and the
only person to drink with happens to be someone who flashed
their chesticals on here, a wolfish grin will have crossed
my face - a drunk mans gotta do what a drunk mans gotta do


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 23:17 [#01413849]
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seriously.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-02 23:19 [#01413852]
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oh no i posted that twice! its like i already regret doing
it once, now it twice as searchable


 

offline elf shit from Ithica (United States) on 2004-12-02 23:20 [#01413853]
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