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The universe's program going reverse. what?
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 04:30 [#01411513]
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Chapter 2: "the fag sandwich of the universe" by wym

hello snaggle hofs: : ioisfthink about different
things/actions in reverse (films where water falls up into
rain clouds.. the sun absorbing energy/light from earth..
erasing knowledge by unlearning backwards.. falling up from
a splatter to a bridge in reverse suicide)
At first it would seem strange for an individual to walk
backwards and take away information from another persons
brain by untalking to them.. but if the rest of the universe
was operating this way too, it would make it strangely
logical in relation.
A man killed with a knife would be unkilled with that knife.
It would really be the equivalent of birth. People would
reverse bury humans, who would all get younger until they do
the "backwards universe" equivalent of dying which is being
given reverse birth to and eventually shrinking and dividing
into two sex cells from two different bodies. How does
something like evolution operate in reverse? People would
drive backwards. How would they "know" which way to go then
since they are looking forward? The information of where to
turn was previously in their brain, so they just rewind to
that information and delete it. The driver wouldn't even be
"looking" at the road. He'd be "unlooking" at it, as the
light (and information) leaves his eyes and reflects back
toward the sun. All light would do that, not just the small
fraction he saw of course. Information would constantly be
leaving our brain, exported out through the senses.
Information would be changed into mechanical energy int the
ear for example and send out a wave of reverse sound that
would suck in towards its source.
*post*


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-12-01 04:34 [#01411515]
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profound.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 04:40 [#01411519]
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chapter doubleyou 3: "the return of Jafar" by WWF

what if a person living in that backwards universe tried to
picture our "forward" one?... It seems like they can't
simply because thinking and learning aren't what they do.
They unthink and unlearn (but take equal ammounts of time
and effort doing it given that their backwards universe
moves at the same tempo). What if I, right now, tried to
unlearn information. If that played in reverse it would be
their equivalent of learning. Whether they think or unthink
is maybe the wrong question. Information simply behaves
differently in their universe. They wouldn't be any more
automaticalishlyish than us simply because their universe is
backwards. They would "be" and feel things with equally
powerful emotional sensations only backwards. How would that
feel though? They'd have a moment of reverse fear until they
unsaw a lion.. they'd be just as deep and real as us..
they'd sit down, spending the same ammount of time we do to
watch a movie, to unwatch it. Or to unread a book and
unthink complex thoughts. Sex would be odd; women would
squirt semen into men's penises. They would unwrite stuff,
tracing backwards over it as the pencil collects the lead.
or graphite or whatever the FUCKING HELL it is.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 04:50 [#01411525]
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Chapter eight fag: "the evolution of barf" by peter
frampton

Ok, so let's suppose that the universe operates in a way
where it is a giant program, the actions of which repeatedly
go forward and reverse. (I forgot to mention the bizarre
idea that WE might currently be the ones in the reverse
universe and THEY are in the true forward one.. of course
this is just for fun since they can only be labeled as such
relative to eachother). Well, if the universe does this, I
wonder if would go in reverse EXACTLY the same way as it
went forward. OR if there would be occasional action
"mutations". The latter seems plausibly santa clausy
plausable what? and if so it would mean that each successive
cycle of going forward/reverse would accumulate mutations
from the previous directions's errors. This would mean the
universe would, eventually, evolve to become drastically
different than it is now. Or perhaps there is a limit on
what exactly is mutatable (things just continue to be matter
limited by restrictions in physics like gravity/space etc
and can only change so much.. then again, given the enormous
time spans and the way actions have dominoe and "butterfly"
effects, maybe it could change drastically). Maybe action is
just "gooey" and it occurs basically the same each time, but
in slightly different ways.


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2004-12-01 08:37 [#01411718]
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you simply subdivide by it's cosine


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-01 09:18 [#01411753]
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If things do end up going in reverse, we wouldn't notice.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-01 09:18 [#01411756]
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I'm pretty sure we're going in reverse right now.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-12-01 14:38 [#01412135]
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you are really scaring me now. fucking hell what sort of
life must you lead? to spend all your days writing this
wankfest of steam of consciouspissness must mean you are
either some sort of sad lonely man trying to communicate
with the world that he no longer understands or you're just
a psycho. so just in case the latter is true i apologise to
you and wish you all the best.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-01 14:43 [#01412150]
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god help him if he was a bitter cynic.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 17:49 [#01412453]
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... that's a good point. For the rest of my life I will
concentrate on unthinking thoughts rather than thinking
them. That way, when the universe goes backwards, I will be
the only one thinking.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-01 17:59 [#01412465]
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are you related to Einstein? cause his Big Bang theory
includes that all will return eventually to the core of the
big bang, creating a new big bang, and so on and so on and
so on..


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-01 18:00 [#01412467]
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are you sure he said that?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 18:17 [#01412499]
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Einstein was one of my earlier failed experiments cloning
myself back in time (which will actually be later when the
universe reverses). Technically I cloned him on the last
"reversed" direction of the universe, but I don't want to
get into that. I only had a gram of intelligence batter (it
required 5 grams), so I just substituted eggs. Resultingly
he (I) was an imbecile compared to me, though smarter than
the majority of humanity still of course. Given my
predicament, I just screwed around and had fun concocting
bizarre theories straight out of my ass that everybody
believed and never combed my hair. It was a pretty fun life
actually.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-01 18:41 [#01412542]
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LOL,

and yes he said that; where did you think this mass of the
explosion came from? nowhere?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-01 18:50 [#01412559]
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are you related to Einstein? cause his Big Bang theory
includes that all will return eventually to the core of the

big bang, creating a new big bang, and so on and so on and
so on..


Internet science history at it's finest.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-01 20:11 [#01412646]
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give him a break. He states explicitly that he's from
crazybrains on a dish.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-12-01 20:17 [#01412652]
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if i say "gaf"

you can look at taht wod in the mirror

other than that i think that ian knoll has given prolific
details onto which he speaks, all hail


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-12-02 03:15 [#01412882]
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you are so clever!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-02 03:18 [#01412884]
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Did you add this thread to your favourites, ball?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-12-02 03:19 [#01412886]
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i'm itching to see what the next chapter brings.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2004-12-02 03:28 [#01412887]
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somebody's been watching red dwarf, i think


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-02 12:42 [#01413319]
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crazybrains


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-12-02 13:14 [#01413354]
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you're missing chapters..


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-12-02 13:16 [#01413356]
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and we're waiting for the thrilling (anti)conclusion.
no, wait. i didn't actually read all of it. But i did get a
cheap little laugh from "'the return of Jafar' by WWF" for
some strange reason.


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-12-02 20:10 [#01413699]
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i heard from someone about some person that had this theory
that we were actually travelling back in time. he likened it
to driving down a road: you see what's coming in front of
you, but not what's behind you. well, apply that to time and
we see what's already happened (the past [some of us]) but
not what hasn't (the future [some of us]). so, what we think
of as the past is actually the future and vice versa.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-02 21:28 [#01413747]
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its true..otherwise einstein is wrong


 

offline OK on 2004-12-03 16:44 [#01414965]
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are u in first grade?



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-12-03 17:16 [#01414985]
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this is too fast. the letters are on.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-03 20:43 [#01415091]
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Dude, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, the
big bang theory stemmed mainly from the discovery of the
Hubble constant.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-04 01:21 [#01415137]
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crazone you should be deported for the things youve said in
this thread. also those dogs avatars make no sense AT
ALLLLLLLL


 

offline OK on 2004-12-04 09:27 [#01415329]
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you should read a book by Italo Calvino. called the
cosmicómics or something like that i guess.

in spanish it's "las comsmicomicas". it's like what you
wrote only a lot better


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-04 09:58 [#01415340]
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"also those dogs avatars make no sense AT
ALLLLLLLL"
does that include your space dog from hell?



 


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