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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-28 19:42 [#01409300]
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george:condi! nice to see you. what's happening?
condi:sir, i have the report here about the new leader of
china.
george:great.lay it on me.
condi:hu is the new leader of china.
george:that's what i want to know.
condi:that's what im telling you.
george:that's what im asking you. who is the new leader of
china?
condi:yes.
george:i mean the fellow's name.
condi:hu.
george:the guy in china.
condi:hu.
george:the new leader of china.
condi:hu.
george:the chinaman!
condi:hu is leading china.
george:now whaddya' asking me for?
condi:im telling you hu is leading china.
george:well im asking you. who is leading china?
condi:that's the man's name.
george:that's who's name?
condi:yes.
george:will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of china?
condi:yes, sir.
george:yassir? yassir arafat is in china? i thought he has
just gone to hell.
condi:that's correct.
george:then who is in china?
condi:yes, sir.
george:yassir?
condi:no, sir.
george:look, condi. i need to know the name of the new
leader of china. get me the secretary general of the u.n. on
the phone.
condi:kofi?
george:no, thanks.
condi:you want kofi?
george:no.
condi:you don't want kofi.
george:no. but now that you mention it, i could use a glass
of milk. and then get me the u.n.
condi:yes, sir.
george:not yassir! the guy at the u.n.
condi:kofi?
george:milk! will you please make the call?
condi:and call who?
george:who is the guy at the u.n.?
condi:hu is the guy in china.
george:will you stay out of china?
condi:yes, sir.
george:and stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy
at the u.n.
condi:kofi.
george:all right! with cream and two sugars. now get on the
phone.
condi picks up the phone:rice, here.
george:rice? good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
maybe we should send some to the guy in china. and the
middle east. can you get chinese food in the middle east?
...

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-28 19:45 [#01409302]
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That was pretty clever!

Where'd you find this one?

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-28 19:46 [#01409303]
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in a magazine...it took me a while to write all that :)

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-28 19:47 [#01409304]
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not far from the truth i reckon..

 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-28 19:48 [#01409305]
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thanks for the chuckle!

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-28 19:49 [#01409307]
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you're welcome.

 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-11-28 19:50 [#01409308]
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yeah right! W is NEVER at the oval office! he's always
playing golf... now watch this swing!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-28 19:51 [#01409310]
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hehe :)

 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2004-11-28 19:55 [#01409313]
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its the "whos on first" of 2004

 

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